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He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by NewDawn2O21: 1:15pm On May 29, 2021
We all know igbos are always the ones to first kickstart any madness against the "zoo" but later on when FG revenges and serves them right the exiled Fraudster and his goons in the south east would now play the victim card and send Photoshopped pictures of their slain members to the international community calling for "Justice''
The massacre of Ipob members on September 14, 2017 was a revenge by FG against the incessant attacks of military personnel and also the hate speeches emanating from Namdi Kanu who almost tore the unity of this country apart.
Now ohaneze isn't saying anything as regards this current slaughtering of security agents in the SE, they're only concerned with Elrufai statement against Igbo presidency.
Go throughthe comments from the self acclaimed reasonable igbos on this forum and you'll observe they're jubilating the activities of these UGM.
The FG is silent, the military and all security agencies are all silent probably planning out on a more deadly strategy to enforce that would affect almost all those residing in SE region.
I hope by then you fools supporting these current Carnage against security agencies won't later come to this same forum and wail bitterly.
Now economic activities in the SE have been crippled after the security unit at ihiala was dismantled and the police men killed, there was a 5 hour traffic at Owerri Onitsha road yesterday and the region that was known to be peaceful has finally turned into Sambisa.
Somewhere in Orlu, a girl was raped in the community by a notorious cultist, the girl's family had to report to a nearby police station but the police men couldn't get Justice for the little girl due to the current Development. The notorious rapist was even beating his chest that nothing can be done to him probably he knows the police are so scared.
Well I won't say much again but I hope you won't come here and scream of genocide against South easteners when FG releases it's wrath.
I'm living in Owerri and relocating with my family to the Mid-West soon
I've said my mind.
Cc adadike ablejesus26

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by colorsofrainbow: 1:18pm On May 29, 2021
NewDawn2O21:
we all know igbos are always the one to Kickstart any madness against the "zoo" but later on when FG revenges and serves them right the exiled Fraudster and his goons in the south east would now play the victim card and send Photoshopped pictures of their slain members to the international community calling for "Justice''
Now ohaneze isn't saying anything as regards this current slaughtering of security agents in the SE, they're only concerned with Elrufai statement against Igbo presidency.
Now look at the comments from the self acclaimed reasonable igbos you'll observe how they're jubilating the activities of these UGM, the FG is silent, the military and all security agencies are all silent probably planning out on a more deadly strategy to enforce that would affect almost all those residing in SE region.
I hope by then you fools supporting these current Carnage against security agencies won't later come to this same forum and wail bitterly.
Now economic activities in the SE have been cripple after the security unit at ihiala was dismantled and the police men killed, there was a 5 hour traffic at Owerri Onitsha road yesterday and the region that was known to be peaceful has finally turned into Sambisa.
somewhere in Orlu a girl was raped in the community by a notorious cultist, the girl's family had to report to a nearby police station but the police men couldn't get Justice for the little girl due to the current Development. The notorious rapist was even beating his chest that nothing can be done to him probably he knows the police are so scared.
Well I won't say much again but I hope you won't come here and scream of genocide against South easteners when FG releases it's wrath.
I'm living Owerri and relocating to the Mid-West
I've said my mind.
Cc adadike ablejesus26
Call your team of town criers to join you in weeping grin

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by nedu666: 1:19pm On May 29, 2021
Another unemployed miscreant opens another lgbo thread to wail like a bitch

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by West1side: 1:20pm On May 29, 2021
Wetin concern me, the matter is btw igbo slaves n their aboki masters. If you have any questions direct it to Azikwe who slaved his life away under uneducated gworo chewing Tafawa or Ekweume who spent half of his life in jail for the looting by Shagari.

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by IgweOfNnewi: 1:21pm On May 29, 2021
colorsofrainbow:

Call your team of town criers to join you in weeping grin
Weeping over this?

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by colorsofrainbow: 1:23pm On May 29, 2021
IgweOfNnewi:
Weeping over this?
No this

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by IgweOfNnewi: 1:24pm On May 29, 2021
colorsofrainbow:
No this
Is that not chinedu

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by NewDawn2O21: 1:27pm On May 29, 2021
West1side:
Wetin concern me,
the matter is btw igbo slaves n their aboki masters. If you have any questions direct it to Azikwe who slaved his life away under uneducated gworo chewing Tafawa or Ekweume who spent half of his life in jail for the looting by Shagari.
it concerns you because most of those prisoners that escaped recently at Imo correctional center have migrated to the west.
Haven't you seen the upsurge and increase in the rate of criminal activities in the SW lately?
It's pepetrated by those escaped criminals
Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by LordLugard1(m): 1:32pm On May 29, 2021
FREE THE HOLY MEN NOW!
ARMED MEN INVADES THE PERFECT LIGHT HOUSE, OWAELU, OWERRI ABDUCTS DEVOTEES, THREATENS OUR PRESIDENTIAL BID FOR 2023.
By the Grace of the Grace, at the early hours of Sunday, May 16, 2021, about fifteen-gun men believed to be Boko Haram agents or enemies of Ndigbo in Police Uniform came with Hilux vans and invaded Satguru Maharaj Ji’s Perfect Light House, which is situated at Uwaelu Village, Orji, Owerri, Imo State and abducted two devotees of Satguru Maharaj Ji, who are resident there.
On arrival, they attempted to enter the Ashram with their shoes on. One of the devotees approached them at the entry gate and demanded that they should remove their shoes in line with subsisting Divine Injunction before entry.
They stopped and asked to know how many grinding machines they have in the Ashram. The devotee replied that it is only one and that it has been in use for years.
The Ashram Coordinator who happens to be around came out and met them with a view to finding out their mission. He further confirmed that they have only one grinding machine and went inside and brought out the receipt for the purchase of the grinding machine and showed it to them just to clear any doubt.
The men forced them to enter one of the Hilux van for further explainations at the State CID of Nigerian Police Force, Imo State Command.
Efforts to trace the two devotees at the Office of the State CID proved abortive with the police saying, no such case has been brought to them. Signals were sent to other Police formations in Owerri from the Police Control Room and none of the Police Stations admitted knowledge of such an incident.
We are therefore calling on the good people of Imo State, particularly the leaders in the various socio-economic and political spectrums to take steps to ensure the safe return of the devotees because it is a taboo to get them abducted and the karmic evolution consequent upon such act of dastardity will be overwhelmingly too devastating for the people to bear and forebear.
Satguru Maharaj Ji for the past forty-one years has been the lone voice in the wilderness calling for the unity and oneness of Nigeria based on love, peace, equity, justice and fair play for all the constituent ethnic nationalities that make up the Nigerian Union.
It is based on this understanding that I declared Nigeria, New Holy Land of the Universe at the National Theatre, Iganmu, Lagos on May 29, 1993, when IBB declared war through comrade Chukwumerije in order to neutralize and forestall the outbreak of war. This declaration was the much-deserved Master stroke that drove away all the forces of evil that assembled in Nigeria in readiness for war.
On August 16, 1993, I followed up the Holy Land declaration with My “No War IN Nigeria, Come What May!” in order to strengthen the Holy Land declaration. These two declarations remain in force, hence despite the indices of war, in which less than one percent of it has led to wars in other climes, Nigeria still remains in tact despite arguments here and there.
Though the Igbo leaders are yet to understand and appreciate fully the fact that Satguru Maharaj Ji is the re-incarnation of Ikenga, Amadioha, Okija all Deities in Igbo land rolled in one, who is here to restore and reposition the Igbos to their past pre-eminent position in all spheres of human endeavor, Maharaj Ji has never relented in His constructive engagement with the Igbo leadership for them to realize the need to come closer to The Satguru, because He hold the key to overcoming the cry of Ndigbo against marginalization and the dwindling fortunes of the Igbos in Nigeria political calculus.
For instance, in the wake of political face-off to humiliate Ndigbo during IBB’s Maradonic evil genius rule when at the instance of Northern Oligarchy class unceremoniously removed Ebitu Ukiwe from office as No 2 man in Nigeria’s power hierarchy, the Igbo leadership under Chief Sam Onunaka Mbakwe as Imo State Governor and Chief RBK Okafor, all of blessed memory, cried out and invited Me to assist during a meeting of Igbo leaders of thought held at Concord Hotel, Owerri, Imo State on the matter. During the meeting, I gave My assurances to the Igbo August gathering that all will be well, since the matter has been brought before Maharaj Ji.
My Divine Interventionist rule paid off when IBB reversed himself and l Ike Nwachukwu Rtd. and Ambassador Igwe among others. However, Maharaj Ji was never appreciated for that gesture. Not even through a phone call.
That notwithstanding, I later arranged and met Chief Francis Author Nzeribe, in the company of My Chief Community Co-ordinator for Orlu, Chief Chukwuleta Iriela, with a view to making sure that IBB handed over to him as President.
When I informed the Chief that visiting him was borne out of My desire to make him President of Nigeria, but for lack of spiritual foresight to know what and who is Satguru Maharaj Ji is, the Maverick Oguta Politician snapped: “You, Small Boy”, want to make me President of Nigeria! Do you know what you are saying?” However, at the end of the day, he demanded to know the conditions.
I told him all he needs to do is to receive My Divine Knowledge and to love every face he sees, be he/she, Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa etc. without reasons/conditions.
However, before we concluded the preparatory stage for his journey to Aso Rock Villa as President, the Amazonal Powers that be got him manipulated to start saying all kinds of negative things about Maharaj Ji in an interview he granted The Sunday Magazine, TSM, owned by ex-Senator Chris Anyanwu, from Mbaise, Imo State and that was what made him to lose the Grace that would have touched Igbo man to become Nigeria’s President through him.
The Ancestors now decided that Chief Abel Ubeku, ex-Managing Director of Guinness Nigeria PLC should be the replacement for Chief Nzeribe. Chief Ubeku agreed and received My Divine Knowledge, after which IBB invited him and offered him the coveted job as Head of the Interim National Government, contrapted by the Kaduna Mafia, after annulling the June 12 General Election, won by MKO Abiola.
Rather than consulting Me and the duo of AP Macaulay and SP Dr. Al Hassan, who recommended Dr. Ubeku to me on how to go about it, argued that his friends and colleagues from the University of Oxford have advised him not to serve an illegal government that was not backed up by the constitution.
He too lost the Grace and Chief Ernest Shonekan, ex- UAC head was forcefully brought in to head the Interim Government, unsupported by Divine Grace and was shuffled aside with ease by Abacha.
The quest to ensure that Igbos become a force to be reckoned with in present day Nigeria Politics took Me to Enugu in February, 2018 at the instance of late Dr Dozie Ikedife, of blessed memory during the Igbo leaders of thought meeting held at D Matel Hotel, Independent Layout, Enugu, comprising Ohaneze Ndigbo and Alaigbo Development Foundation under the able leadership of Prof. Uzodinma Nwala. Like the Owerri Concorde Hotel meeting mentioned earlier, the Enugu meeting was equally aimed at seeking the way forward for total integration of Ndigbo into the main stream of Nigeria’s politics.
I don’t need to go on and on mentioning all the concerted efforts I have so far made to reposition the dwindling fortunes of the Igbos in present day

Nigeria’s polity, but unfortunately, the present crop of Igbo political leaders are yet to wake up from their deep spiritual slumber to be able to decipher who and who are the true friends of the Igbos and those with the wherewithal to assist them regain their tripodal position in Nigeria’s politics.
Rather, they played to the gallery and prefer to go for the crumbs on the dining table of Kaduna Mafia Oligarchs, who with strong backing from the Queen of England will never allow any Igbo man to rule Nigeria.
Naturally, man can’t eat his cake and have it back. Neither can man continue to do the same thing over and over and expect to have a different result. You either have a head or tail on the toss of a coin.
It is instructive to observe here that we are not strangers to the Kaduna Mafia inspired onslaught against My Mission in Owerri, Imo State.
Some years back, the Kaduna Mafia used some of our Igbo sons and daughters to discredit The Light with framed up charges and consequently The Light exposed the sordid activities of 419ers in Owerri that eventually led to the Otokoto Hotel riot which sparked off the mob attack that resulted in the total destruction of the Ashram. All the newly erected structures were completely destroyed whereas, properties worth millions were stolen and unharvested farm produce like yam, casava, cocoyam, plantain, banana, pepper, tomatoes etc., were vandalized.
During the investigations, it was ironically discovered that at Overcomers Church in Ikenegbu Layout that was at the centre of the storm, human parts were used for pepper soup. At the end of the investigations, the panel recommended the arrest and criminal persecution of the master minds of the taboo.
The Judicial Commission of Enquiry set up by the then State Government, which was headed by Justice P.C Onumajuru, who later became Imo State Chief Judge on account of the beautiful service he did without prejudice or bias, at the end of the day absolved One Love Family from any wrong doing and in the panel’s report to the state government made it very clear that we were framed up by the religious groups to use Imo State Television to publicly incite people against My Mission on Earth. The Judicial Commission also condemned the unjust destruction of the Ashram. On the issue of compensation for the destructions, though the panel was of the view that we should be compensated, but Satguru Maharaj Ji said, it is left to the government to decide, however, till date nothing was heard about the panel’s recommendations for compensations for the damage done to the Ashram.
Hence, the sacrilege committed in Igbo land by doing the unthinkable in going to abduct My devotees presents another challenge that will define the fate of Ndigbo in the emerging New Nigeria and the world at large, depending on how the entire leadership of Igbo ethnic nationality handles the matter. So, they should take all necessary bold steps to make sure that the abducted innocent Soldiers of Light are released because each day of

their unholy incarceration translate to one-year karmic debt for those involved and those who are in a position to do something to effect their release but failed to do so, as well as the state in general. Hence, something must be done urgently to forestall the karmic reaction consequent upon the un-called for action.
The enemies of Ndigbo must be stopped now! The Grace is there!!
Please call the following phone numbers if you have any information about their whereabouts: - Onitsha 08122889751, 08031302727, Port Guru 08039594940 and Enugu 07062626362.
My Love and Blessings

Satguru Maharaj Ji
(Living Perfect Master)
Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by colorsofrainbow: 1:42pm On May 29, 2021
IgweOfNnewi:
Is that not chinedu
No it's Adebayo

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by IgweOfNnewi: 1:44pm On May 29, 2021
colorsofrainbow:

No it's Adebayo
Adebayo in the land of blood sucking demonic erosion desecrated land
Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by colorsofrainbow: 1:46pm On May 29, 2021
IgweOfNnewi:
Adebayo in the land of blood sucking demonic erosion desecrated land
I feel your pains grin

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by IgweOfNnewi: 2:01pm On May 29, 2021
colorsofrainbow:

I feel your pains grin
You are hallucinating, I am enjoying myself smashing the heads of baby factory ritualism and drug traffickers and the impending destructions that is maturing

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by Rita33(f): 5:14pm On May 29, 2021
NewDawn2O21:
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Hello unfortunately the number you sent the 1gb to wasn't mine... He dropped that number before I got online
Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by mightyhaze: 5:29pm On May 29, 2021
Omen.ka and meaningless epistles sad

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by GodHatesBigots(m): 5:57pm On May 29, 2021
NewDawn2O21:
We all know igbos are always the ones to first kickstart any madness against the "zoo" but later on when FG revenges and serves them right the exiled Fraudster and his goons in the south east would now play the victim card and send Photoshopped pictures of their slain members to the international community calling for "Justice''
The massacre of Ipob members on September 14, 2017 was a revenge by FG against the incessant attacks of military personnel and also the hate speeches emanating from Namdi Kanu who almost tore the unity of this country apart.
Now ohaneze isn't saying anything as regards this current slaughtering of security agents in the SE, they're only concerned with Elrufai statement against Igbo presidency.
Go throughthe comments from the self acclaimed reasonable igbos on this forum and you'll observe they're jubilating the activities of these UGM.
The FG is silent, the military and all security agencies are all silent probably planning out on a more deadly strategy to enforce that would affect almost all those residing in SE region.
I hope by then you fools supporting these current Carnage against security agencies won't later come to this same forum and wail bitterly.
Now economic activities in the SE have been crippled after the security unit at ihiala was dismantled and the police men killed, there was a 5 hour traffic at Owerri Onitsha road yesterday and the region that was known to be peaceful has finally turned into Sambisa.
Somewhere in Orlu, a girl was raped in the community by a notorious cultist, the girl's family had to report to a nearby police station but the police men couldn't get Justice for the little girl due to the current Development. The notorious rapist was even beating his chest that nothing can be done to him probably he knows the police are so scared.
Well I won't say much again but I hope you won't come here and scream of genocide against South easteners when FG releases it's wrath.
I'm living in Owerri and relocating with my family to the Mid-West soon
I've said my mind.
Cc adadike ablejesus26

Get you black a$$ out of Owerri, we don't want you there - coward wink

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by Coldsperm: 6:07pm On May 29, 2021
Some people can wail for Africa walahi. You can wail for all we care. Your tears dey give us joy. Creating only two or three Igbo threads everyday won't solve the problem. Create at least forty threads and we will take you serious.

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Re: He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best by Coldsperm: 6:09pm On May 29, 2021
GodHatesBigots:


Get you black a$$ out of Owerri, we don't want you there - coward wink
The coward is not in Owerri. He once came for holiday and only stayed one month and two weeks with his uncle that sells Onions at Ama awusa Owerri. He types from an Idp camp in Borno.

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