I was at Lafenwa not quite long and took a bike home. The rider was a lady. It's not new to see a lady riding but it's my first time seeing a lady ride as a commercial cyclist.

As the ride started, she kept using the brake, so that my loins would rub her back. Werey. I put my bag inbetween us. She got to know and was upset. Initially, she said my bag was pushing the bike to one side. I told her, "madam, nothing dey this bag and me sef na only 70kg I weigh."

She saw that it didn't work. She kept applying the brake but my bag did the divider between what she wanted to be enjoying. She kept saying I should adjust. When I got fed up, I told her, "madam, drop me here, I no go again...the current you don tap don reach."

I alighted quickly. While paying her, I told her I understood all her gimmicks. ‘’Wó, gbogbo wá là wá ní street. Take your money, kó kó sí lọ."

C for what again? C for cruise.

U don't mean it...