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Rules Of Engagement For New Oyo Governor-elect by floriana(m): 8:09pm On May 01, 2011
1. Thou shall not bleach - your knuckles will give you up if you do. They always refuse to go along with the rest of the body members.

2. Thou shall not rule by billboard - They add nothing of value. Your first contract should be to pull down all Oyato billboards state-wide.

3. Thou shall not bling- Oyo male civil servants now wear neck-braces to offices as if governance is a party. You know who they are copying

4. Thou shall not make a vocation of fighting the royal fathers. Remember the Alaafin of Oyo and the Olubadan

5. Thou shall not run away from intellectual debates e.g Gubernatorial debates. Please repackage the 'E pade Gomina' and make it meaningful

5. Thou shall avoid like a plague every act of buffoonery - like taking over unilaterally what belongs to you and your brother. Remember LAUTECH Uni.

6. Thou shall not surround yourself with praise singers as 'advisers'

7. Thou shall not take on a nick name e.g Oyato, Idera de, Irorun de

8. Thou shall not incorporate 'Tokyo' into your government nor retain him as the Thug-in- chief of your administration

9. Thou shall not embark on wild parties nor conduct state marriage carnivals for your children. Modesty must be your watch-word

10. Thou shall not steal more than 40% of state resources. The rest 60% you must apply to benefit the people. By Nigerian standards, this will make you a super performer.


Common folks, you can add your own rules for the governor-elect

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