There was goin 2b a very important intermational football match @ d stadium. Any1 who 1ted 2 get in had 2 buy his ticket @least a week b4. A few minute b4 d match was goin 2 begin, all d gates were shut so dat d crowd of pple who had no tickets cud not force deir way in. Jst den a stadium employee who was standin inside one of d gate saw a boy pushin his way btw d legs of d crowd. Atlast d boy reached d gate, put his hand in his pocket, pulled out a ticket & asked d man 2 open d gate. The man opened it so dat d boy cud get tru. He noticed dat d boy was very small, so he said, 'Have u com by urself? Ur father likes watching football, doesnt he? 'Oh yes', said d boy, 'he does very much.' 'den y hasnt he come with u? 'Oh,' replied d boy, 'he's still @ home, lookin everywhere 4 dis ticket!'

Mschew

Nice,u try.