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Whose Ticket? by Alalabi(op): 9:44pm On Aug 13, 2008
There was going to be a very important international football match at the stadium.Anyone who wanted to get in had to buy his ticket at least a week before.
A few minute b4 the match was going to begin, all the gates were shut so that the crowd of people who had no tickets could not force their way in. Just then a stadium employee who was standing inside one of the gates saw a boy pushing his way between the legs of the crowd. At last the boy reached the gate. The man opened it so that the boy could get through.
He noticed that the boy was very small, so he said, 'Have you come by ur self? Your father likes watching football, doesn't he?
Oh yes said the boy, 'he does, very much.'
Then why doesn't he come with you?.
Oh replied the boy. 'he's still at home. looking everywhere for this ticket!'
Re: Whose Ticket? by folahann(m): 10:01pm On Aug 13, 2008
not that bad
Re: Whose Ticket? by tufe(m): 10:23pm On Aug 13, 2008
nna na wa oh
Re: Whose Ticket? by lexicon(m): 10:35pm On Aug 13, 2008
Yeye boy. what is done thou shall be done to thee
Re: Whose Ticket? by Shaz(f): 11:51pm On Aug 13, 2008
[color=olive]Simple one. . cool[/color]
Re: Whose Ticket? by mohawkchic(f): 3:50am On Aug 14, 2008
~ cheesy ~ Nowadays pekin!! grin
Re: Whose Ticket? by Jeovy(m): 5:07am On Aug 14, 2008
you can imagine that cheesy
Re: Whose Ticket? by chioya(f): 10:09am On Aug 14, 2008
no i cant imagine a dis joke, lipsrsealed
Re: Whose Ticket? by JJC1: 12:26pm On Aug 14, 2008
If you want born pickin make you pray to God say

make He no give you such a pickin

because if fit even kill his papa self
Re: Whose Ticket? by tufe(m): 11:59pm On Aug 14, 2008
Johnny just come, e be like say u get one pikin wey be like that cheesy
Re: Whose Ticket? by JJC1: 2:44pm On Aug 15, 2008
@tufe

Na ur girl friend wey I snatch 4rm u d other time bore d pickin 4 me tongue
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