There was going to be a very important international football match at the stadium.Anyone who wanted to get in had to buy his ticket at least a week before.
A few minute b4 the match was going to begin, all the gates were shut so that the crowd of people who had no tickets could not force their way in. Just then a stadium employee who was standing inside one of the gates saw a boy pushing his way between the legs of the crowd. At last the boy reached the gate. The man opened it so that the boy could get through.
He noticed that the boy was very small, so he said, 'Have you come by ur self? Your father likes watching football, doesn't he?
Oh yes said the boy, 'he does, very much.'
Then why doesn't he come with you?.
Oh replied the boy. 'he's still at home. looking everywhere for this ticket!'

not that bad

nna na wa oh

Yeye boy. what is done thou shall be done to thee

you can imagine that

no i cant imagine a dis joke,

If you want born pickin make you pray to God say

make He no give you such a pickin

because if fit even kill his papa self

Johnny just come, e be like say u get one pikin wey be like that

@tufe

Na ur girl friend wey I snatch 4rm u d other time bore d pickin 4 me