THE TRAGEDY CALLED NIGERIA

Arise o compatriots...
Wait a minute, can't find any compatriots
Why?
The country called Nigeria just ate them all up and spat out their emaciated zombie looking corpses out!
How, why, what happened?
I'll tell you what happened. Here goes...
Nigeria is a beautiful country, rich in culture that could have made it a tourist heaven, before Dubai beat us to it.
It boasts of warm, friendly people from different tribes that would have made Ronaldo wish he came from Nigeria, instead of Portugal.
A country with rich natural resources that would have sent Canadians relocating to Nigeria.
Nigeria is a country with a huge population of enterprising people, which would have made it the biggest manufacturing country in the world, not China.
Nigerians are so well educated, that Einstein would have wanted to be cloned as a Nigerian. Trust me on this.
And our entertainment industry? Shahrukh Khan, Beyonce and Angelina Jolie would have only been qualified as crew members. Go figure.
Now, to your question, what happened?
Bad leaders married for worse to gullible citizens!
Bad, selfish, and greedy leaders, voted in by ignorant, thoughtless and tribalistic citizens.
We could have had a dream country. We could have set a good example to the rest of the world.
But, no need to dream of what could have been. We blew that chance.
A country where their doctors have been turned not to industrial farmers, but peasant farmers.
A country where education is a threat, and so not encouraged by incessant strikes.
A country where our only acceptable natural resource is oil and gas?
A country where nepotism is the only option to thrive.
A country where our tribes divides us because that's the only way our politicians can remain in control.
A country where your means of livelihood is irrelevant, so far as you can spend in $.
A country where hardwork and sacrifice is made a mockery of.
Citizens, who have made Judas their role model. "30 pieces of silver is being too greedy, a bag of rice for my vote will do just fine, thank you."
A country made of citizens who would vote for tribe as against qualification.
Citizens who are in dire need of psychological help to treat them of their Stockholm syndrome. Yes, they've fallen helplessly for their oppressors.
Nigeria, the so called giant of Africa is a ship with a history of inexperienced captains, devoid of worthy crew members.
Now, the ship is sinking and Nigerians are going belly up. Whooshhhh...