dayokanu:

MU HE HE HE

I yam rocking with Blazay tomorrow, Okoro-Yoruba babes go kwensh, Jealousy go wounjure some people

MU HE HE

Stop jealosing us and go and find your own married woman to phock

All these Okoro-Yoruba with rotten deeeeek and poohsie MU HE HE

The Fairfield in Grapevine? Yayyyy The bed would give testimony tomorrow. MU HE HE HE

You can wear the red paheint or[b] even the one sewn with Guinea Brocade[/b]

God Bless Naija Delta Dudes

Mu he he he he he

There are 3 Fairfield Inns in on HWY121. . .from Grapevine to Lewisville. I meant the one in Lewisville. . . By Vista Ridge Mall.

Guinea brocade ke!
I be Ojukwu?

Na dat kain paheint Ojukwu and Oliver de CoQue dey wear o. . .To cage 'okoro' blokos!

Please, I have the red one ready. It works wonders.

We shall have expert testimonials on Youtube to pod cast!


Jeez! Almost 12:30. Time for a nap in my call room. Easy work today. . . Praise ma lord!

I don know that Fairfield inn, Shey make I book one room make we do one quickie before we go and eat and later phock throughout the day

MU HE HE HE

Dem Okoro Yoruba dudes go hear wen.

we can even stream it live for them to watch and be jelousing us while Agro kills them

With their stale poohsieee and toothpick deeekkkk MU HE HE HE

We are not phocking ARSE just poohsie alone


MU HE HE HE

Up Naija Delta

dayokanu:

I don know that Fairfield inn, Shey make I book one room make we do one quickie before we go and eat and later phock throughout the day

MU HE HE HE

Dem Okoro Yoruba dudes go hear wen.

we can even stream it live for them to watch and be jelousing us while Agro kills them

With their stale poohsieee and toothpick deeekkkk MU HE HE HE

We are not phocking ARSE just poohsie alone


MU HE HE HE

Up Naija Delta

Just like that?
Straight to phocking?
If na so. .
We nefa tok price o!
How much?
The last time I got a pair of diamond-studded earings for Sex-mas.
Not even a movie. . . ?

You be real bush man!
Don't mind those e badu belle and e jolosi dry poohsies and dee-eeks.
I wanno see pisshure of your "astronauts" and their "jugganauts"!

We are going to 'yembol' to negotiate first remember? Poohsie goes on sale in August!
Price beta market abeg!

You nefa even play 'dedication's song.
Please start with 'How Far Is Heaven'!

Mu he he he he

kai! muheheheheheheh! " "

LWKMD4H!
Wallahi, kraze people full this NL.

Ok. We would go to Yembol to eat Asaro and negotiate before. But the pepper for your asaro mouth on deeeeek go dey pepper person ohhhhh

Mu he he he

Oh dia you are.
I still dey wait the picture o!

Date cancelled for today. . . just got a call in from work with a triple incentive being a Sunday.
I hope you understand no or-ga-sm in the whole wide world can top that?

Time to gerrrout of bed and prepare for work.

Later my love.

I didnt know you had cancelled the date.

I was already waiting at the Hotel even went to Garland I need that poohsieee badly MU HE HE HE

Dont allow those Okoro Yoruba come in between us.

For not showing up today, thats 2 extra round of jigijigi

MU HE HE

You don make me fall in loveeeeeee

dayokanu:

I didnt know you had cancelled the date.

I was already waiting at the Hotel even went to Garland I need that poohsieee badly MU HE HE HE

Dont allow those Okoro Yoruba come in between us.

For not showing up today, thats 2 extra round of jigijigi

MU HE HE

You don make me fall in loveeeeeee

Mu he he he he he

You nor dey shame?
Hmmmm! A man will do anything for poohsie!
You run gas from Mikenney reach Garland reach Lewisville. . . for 50-year-old poohsie?
Wetin you go do for 'vagin' one?
You dey remind me of my 'clearing agents' for Naija. Those yeye boys still dey send me text messages till today, because dem see 'yellow' cleavage.
Some of them could pass for sons! Chai!

I need to tok to your mama for real!


You go wait taya. . . na for ya dreams you go dey smell this poohsie.
So you and your 'salient' h-assassins wor-wor okoro-ngbatic babes go come kill una grand mamas dia h-ehn?
Oh baby, my days of meeting cyber flames are so ova!
I will stick to my offline Romeos. . .at least I know those ones are very employed do not keep cyber harems with hungry wor-wor babes without husbands and children while sleeping on the h-internet to catch one bride or groom.

Mon dia. . . head to 'DayoKanu' fan club joint. Me and cyber friends have parted ways for good. . . with capital GOOOD RIDDDDANCE TO BAD SMELLY RUBBISH!
Now, I can really enjoy myself on the cyber airways without those yeye friends offline and their boring, gossip wey nor get head or tail.

Not to worry, I will be dreaming of you too!
I beg make you nor forget to send me a picture of ya 'blokos' make I take gum ontop of my husband own to increase the size o!
Then, I can give you my phone number for some phone intimacy.
I-900-Call Me.
See you round dia!

Blazay:

Mu he he he he he
You go wait taya. . . na for ya dreams you go dey smell this poohsie.
So you and your 'salient' h-assassin go come kill una grand mama dia h-ehn?
Oh baby, my days of meeting cyber flames are so ova!
I will stick to my offline Romeos. . .at least I know those ones do not keep cyber harems with hungry wor-wor babes without husbands and children.
Mon dia. . . head to 'DayoKanu' fan club joint. Me and cyber friends have parted ways for good.
Not to worry, I will be dreaming of you too!
I beg make you nor forget to send me a picture of ya 'blokos' o!
Then, I can give you my phone number for some phone intimacy.
I-900-Call Me.
See you round dia!

Yells baby, I even smell the poohsie for my dreams.

Walahi No H-assasin would come for you, Just deeeek and pooohsie only No Anus infolfed MU HE HE HE

Biko bring back dose dayz of chopping Cyber - blokos, My Blokos has been in overdrive since morning in anticipation of that meaty pooohsssiiiieeee.

I dont do anus or phone intimacy strictly pooohssiieee phocking MU HE HE HE

I haf fired all my cyber baby mommas just because of you. I even bought a carton of condom for us, Which flavour do you prefer?

dayokanu:

Yells baby, I even smell the poohsie for my dreams.

Walahi No H-assasin would come for you, Just deeeek and pooohsie only No Anus infolfed MU HE HE HE

Biko bring back dose dayz of chopping Cyber - blokos, My Blokos has been in overdrive since morning in anticipation of that meaty pooohsssiiiieeee.

I dont do anus or phone intimacy strictly pooohssiieee phocking MU HE HE HE

I haf fired all my cyber baby mommas just because of you. I even bought a carton of condom for us, Which flavour do you prefer?

Sorry, the last blokos I chopped was my husband's.
Not my thing. Who wan chop acute and chronic gono?
I fit pay one NL babe to suck you. Any price.
Even kiss sef. . . lai lai. . .since some of una dey smoke so-so Igbo plus eat all the old poohsies for Nigerian websites! Smelling mouths! Chai!
Condoms ke? I don't have a 'meaty' poohsie o! I have a very 'fishy' one. . . just like God created it!

I love phone intimacy. . .dirrrrrrry tok.
You Naija guys are waaaaaay too physical. I don't do 1-minute men please. After Viagra don wear off. . . na to drink beer begin snore.

All my cyber flames have "skyped" and "phone-sex-texted" moi for at least six months darling. . . with huge phone bills to show for it.
This ain't no cheap 'Coppell' poohsie o!

If you are a smoker. . .all bets are off! No deal!

Anyway. . . let us keep dreaming!

Good to know "Mama Millie" still has the touch for both males and females.


Aluta!

Son. . . thanks for the laugh! Lord have mercy!

It is 01:30AM. . .time to do some work! 5 hrs to close from this joint. Time for Manic Monday! 5 weeks to vacatioin! Yipppppppeeee!!!



WHAT THE PHOCK IS THAT NASTY FACE BOOK ICON DOING IN ALL THE POSTS ON THIS NAIRALAND. . . ?

Blazay:

Mu he he he he he

You nor dey shame?
Hmmmm! A man will do anything for poohsie!
You run gas from Mikenney reach Garland reach Lewisville. . . for 50-year-old poohsie?
Wetin you go do for 'vagin' one?
You dey remind me of my 'clearing agents' for Naija. Those yeye boys still dey send me text messages till today, because dem see 'yellow' cleavage.
Some of them could pass for sons! Chai!

I need to tok to your mama for real!

I no mind ooooo. Ths ya poohsie I can walk to six flags for it walahi, vagin? You mean those poohsie vagin and anus ashewo? Nooo I prefer blazays pooohhsueeeee.  I dont want all those Okoro Ngbatic stale poohsie  Niger Delta for Life

All those haters Una go Kwensh for hia, Na Dayokanu and Blazay for this NL.

All those black cleavage I no want, Na Almondjoy Yellow pawpaw one I want  

You go see them for hia dey jelox us.

Which huge phone bills Darling? I have unlimited everything

Abeg I nnor want any NL babe joorr with their dry poohsiieee MU HE HE HE. All those Igbo smoking babes and Okoro Ngbatic.

I dont like phone intimacy joooorrrrr, I prefer deeeeek and poohsieeee sex. 1 minute? More like 1 hour

AM glad that this aint some cheap Herpes ravaged pooohsieee MU HE HE HE

dayokanu:

I no mind ooooo. Ths ya poohsie I can walk to six flags for it walahi, vagin? You mean those poohsie vagin and anus ashewo? Nooo I prefer blazays pooohhsueeeee. I dont want all those Okoro Ngbatic stale poohsie Niger Delta for Life

All those haters Una go Kwensh for hia, Na Dayokanu and Blazay for this NL.

All those black cleavage I no want, Na Almondjoy Yellow pawpaw one I want

You go see them for hia dey jelox us.

Which huge phone bills Darling? I have unlimited everything

Abeg I nnor want any NL babe joorr with their dry poohsiieee MU HE HE HE. All those Igbo smoking babes and Okoro Ngbatic.

I dont like phone intimacy joooorrrrr, I prefer deeeeek and poohsieeee sex. 1 minute? More like 1 hour

AM glad that this aint some cheap Herpes ravaged pooohsieee MU HE HE HE

Thank you sir!
Bye bye o!
I nor day for "DayoKanu" fan club.
Good luck with ya 'poohsie' hunt on NL. . . you fit try NVS too.
Damn right. No "H" factor! Herpes-Hepatitis-H-AIDS. . . or. . .dun wanno catch such in my old age.

Back to work. . . I have a mother pushing. . .!

Goodluck bro.

Goodbye boring thread!

Dayokanu dont forget to send blazay that picture so she can glue it on top of her husband's own o. . . . . . . . . . . .


you can console yourself with that. Its the same thing as if you actually did the do. Even better sef.

Why do people always find it fun to abuse? Stop all these rubbish posting and never you derail the thread. OAM4J and Jarus, where are you people?

dayo: to cage a mockingprickbird

Anyway, i like that Aisha2 gal. I thought she was Hausa fa eyaa.
Duniya sai mai hankuri

Hauwa

Ina kake Yanzu?

Ina so n ganni nki

[s]walahi, gafara!!
na ka ya yuwa. takaremi na de size fa.
in bura ka i na yoyo ka, ba ka sen hayan Las Vegas ne?
[/s]
hope you had a good weekend.

Dan Allah Kadan kadan

Ina ji keremi Hausanchi

Mata na yaya hutu,

Dan Allah ki zo mana Ina so chi nki