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Man who run in front of car get tired.
But, man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

If must win..must fight..If must fight...must win

haha.. some of those were funny. Too bad i have none.

Funny?!

Ya funny!

But I did not laugh let alone smile.

I only wondered what they mean.

Me kuma know small proverb

"If a girl praises his guy's thrust he goes for his mum"

the patient dog eats no bone at all

mhhh, i like the chopstix one.

Tho dey aint funny, stil enjoys dem.

yep

Hmmm

not bad anyway

funny