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Chinese Proverbs by babadudu(m): 9:20pm On Jun 30, 2005
Man who run in front of car get tired.
But, man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget. grin
Re: Chinese Proverbs by Nobody: 11:25am On Jul 22, 2005
If must win..must fight..If must fight...must win
Re: Chinese Proverbs by hotangel2(f): 11:27am On Jul 22, 2005
haha.. some of those were funny. Too bad i have none.
Re: Chinese Proverbs by pkrix(m): 1:08pm On Jul 22, 2005
Funny?!

Ya funny!

But I did not laugh let alone smile.

I only wondered what they mean.

Me kuma know small proverb

"If a girl praises his guy's thrust he goes for his mum"
Re: Chinese Proverbs by vizion: 12:55pm On Jul 25, 2005
the patient dog eats no bone at all
Re: Chinese Proverbs by eslynera(f): 1:17am On Jan 10, 2007
mhhh, i like the chopstix one. cheesy
Re: Chinese Proverbs by angelz(f): 11:46am On Jan 10, 2007
Tho dey aint funny, stil enjoys dem.
Re: Chinese Proverbs by eslynera(f): 4:48pm On Jan 10, 2007
yep smiley
Re: Chinese Proverbs by CrazyMan(m): 5:04pm On Jan 10, 2007
Hmmm

not bad anyway
Re: Chinese Proverbs by New(m): 5:45pm On Jan 10, 2007
grin grin funny

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