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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

this fucking hillarious, excuse my language!!

i am definatel sending this to the chinese embassy now now your are in a deep shit . men you go kill person .nice one

LMAO, nice one

wow this is hilarious, got my ass bouncing up and down the chair. keep it up! u almost made mr forget lunch. mind urself ooohh!

THIS IS SO[b] FUNNY[/b][quote][/quote] ITS NOT WHAT YOU LOOK  AT ITS WHAT YOU LOOK FOR.

Man eat brain will receive blind salary

Man will race till no flower on car wheel

If you come from a servant family, don't act like butt cheek princess

If you go to donkey farm, act like donkey, if you go to chicken farm, act like chicken

Cow's milk squeezed from tits, the buffalo will get name

@post

hilarious

i love the one of bubble and prick

@tufe
u must have busted so many bubbles.take am easy

lol

lol . . . . . never have my dear, but i no go lie sha, i am looking forward to

pervert

~ Hilarious

Man who allows woman on top f**cks up

Hard di*k knows no shame
Wet pu**y no pain

lol

lovely

no its not

cool and mostly true