A man was about returning home to nigeria after a long spell in america so decided to shop for his wife back in nigeria.he got to the bra stands and could not recall the wife's bra size.the following ensued between him and MISS JANE the  bra  seller.
MISS JANE:What do your wife's bosoms look like?
MAN:cant really, ?
MISS JANE:OK, are they like oranges?
MAN:no
MISS JANE:Pawpaw?
MAN:no
MISS JANE:Sugar cain?
MAN:haba! no no no no no no no!
MISS JANE:Eggs?
MAN:yes, yes exactly!. . . .
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MAN:but fried!

After 3 Years Still No Reply?

Akpos enters Supermarket to buy
himself orange juice and sugar.
He paid for the orange juice and
walked
out with the sugar under his arm,
unpaid. At the door he was arrested and locked
up. During the court hearing, the judge
asked
him why he paid for the juice only and
stole the sugar?
Akpos replied, "I do not steal.
At the back of the juice bottle is said
SUGAR FREE.
One word for Akpos...... lol
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