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| Inspirational Quotes by Nobody: 10:54am On May 10, 2011 |
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last; thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name? 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?' 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. |
| Re: Inspirational Quotes by latogng: 1:12pm On May 10, 2011 |
am stealing dem right away, |
| Re: Inspirational Quotes by scottN(m): 1:18pm On May 10, 2011 |
Nice one dia boy  |
| Re: Inspirational Quotes by Nobody: 2:12pm On May 10, 2011 |
latogng:Lol, i pray FBI dont catch up wiv u scottN:Tnx Scott but its Man not Boy  |
| Re: Inspirational Quotes by greedie1(f): 4:39pm On May 10, 2011 |
very nice, more pls |
| Re: Inspirational Quotes by sirp2007: 5:51pm On May 11, 2011 |
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| Re: Inspirational Quotes by Nobody: 4:16am On May 12, 2011 |
Tanx Sir P -A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! -Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation. -Those are my principals, if you don't like them … I have others. -Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. -On cable TV they have a weather channel -- 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. -A letter is an unannounced visit, the postman the agent of rude surprises. One ought to reserve an hour a week for receiving letters and afterwards take a bath. -Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. -Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. |
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