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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 5:37pm On Oct 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:
*Phone Rings**

Caller;(Oga Paulo) Hello Nkechi the Bitch.

Maria; Oga Paulo, stop calling me dat na.

Oga Paulo; My friend shut up, are you not Kelvin Bitch? cheesy

Maria; I don run leave dem oh and their dragging. Lol

Oga Paulo; Where are you now?

Maria; Sharjah, U.A.E.

Oga Paulo; Okay, one of my big clients wants to furck you and he is willing to pay big.

Maria; Okay, is it till day break or short time?

Oga Paulo; For the number of weeks you spent in the Big Brother's House.

Maria; Hmmmm, that's long oh, but if the pay is okay, I will do it and add extra week. cheesy

Oga Paulo; He is willing to offer $300k to furck you.

Maria; Wow, that's more than what the useless Kelvin paid me and used me for 4yrs like a slave.

Oga Paulo; Listen, we are going to tell your useless fans that it's an endorsement deal with a real estate company.

Maria; Okay, Chukwu gozie gi.

Oga Paulo; Come to Burj Khalifa on Saturday night.

Your fat hippopotamus is busy kneeling and collecting dicks to suck yet has no visible endorsements.

He's just moving from ashewo club to the other while My Maria is inking big deals . Why won't ya okpolor eyes turn red? cheesy grin

Stay pressed!.

Ntoor!

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 5:38pm On Oct 28, 2021
Sweetpink:

He is a champion in bedmaticts…not a lazy bum like you!grin

Giddem!.. cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Sweetpink: 5:40pm On Oct 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:
*Phone Rings**

Caller;(Oga Paulo) Hello Nkechi the Bitch.

Maria; Oga Paulo, stop calling me dat na.

Oga Paulo; My friend shut up, are you not Kelvin Bitch? cheesy

Maria; I don run leave dem oh and their dragging. Lol

Oga Paulo; Where are you now?

Maria; Sharjah, U.A.E.

Oga Paulo; Okay, one of my big clients wants to furck you and he is willing to pay big.

Maria; Okay, is it till day break or short time?

Oga Paulo; For the number of weeks you spent in the Big Brother's House.

Maria; Hmmmm, that's long oh, but if the pay is okay, I will do it and add extra week. cheesy

Oga Paulo; He is willing to offer $300k to furck you.

Maria; Wow, that's more than what the useless Kelvin paid me and used me for 4yrs like a slave.

Oga Paulo; Listen, we are going to tell your useless fans that it's an endorsement deal with a real estate company.

Maria; Okay, Chukwu gozie gi.

Oga Paulo; Come to Burj Khalifa on Saturday night.
Not funny…try again later.

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 5:40pm On Oct 28, 2021
DownChelsea:
Are you sure?


Cos To the rest of us, Maria is choking to death here.

Looks like it's y'all bandwagoners who are choking o.. cheesy cheesy

Obviously not this maria who is bagging deals... cheesy cheesy

What deal has your unmerited weener bagged since he left the house? Can never be Laycon and Mercy...kwa kwa kwa..

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by PlayMaker14: 5:41pm On Oct 28, 2021
Jadentica:


Your fat hippopotamus is busy kneeling and collecting dicks to suck yet has no visible endorsements.

He's just moving from ashewo club to the other while My Maria is inking big deals . Why won't ya okpolor eyes turn red? cheesy grin

Stay pressed!.

Ntoor!
See how your conscience is pricking you....

Inking big deal abi inking Mr ali big dick. grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Sweetpink: 5:41pm On Oct 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:
This is exactly what an experience Olosho will say. grin
This is exactly what an impotent man would say…

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 5:42pm On Oct 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:
May our Female Dogs don't end up useless like Maria and her 13% fans.

May our pigs not end up kneeling to kiss feets.. cheesy grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 5:44pm On Oct 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:
$300k Till Day Break sex deal....


Wahala for who nor know Maria's source of livelihood. grin

Still a better deal than kneeling down to suck preeks and still get rejected... cheesy grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by PlayMaker14: 5:46pm On Oct 28, 2021
Sweetpink:

Not funny…try again later.
This is not coming as a surprise to me, because the only thing funny to you is having numerous dicks in your pussy. grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 5:46pm On Oct 28, 2021
Pinklygul:


Kikikikikiki grin grin grin
The sweetest way to disfigure and discolor that werey yabaleft patient


Atleast you have accepted your predicament.. cheesy grin

No need to deny having a fishy smelly kpekus anymore.. grin grin grin

Next step is accepting you need treatment.. grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by PlayMaker14: 5:48pm On Oct 28, 2021
Jadentica:


May our pigs not end up kneeling to kiss feets.. cheesy grin
E pain you sha.... Make we nor lie. grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 5:49pm On Oct 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:
See how your conscience is pricking you....

Inking big deal abi inking Mr ali big dick. grin



That's what the kneeling faghort you Stan is doing yet nothing to show for it. He's a rejected pig everywhere. Cutting across all Gender.. cheesy grin grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 5:50pm On Oct 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:
E pain you sha.... Make we nor lie. grin

Looks like that's your predicament. That's why your voicing it... cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 5:52pm On Oct 28, 2021
Sweetpink:

Not funny…try again later.

He's such a boring troll .. cheesy grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by PlayMaker14: 6:01pm On Oct 28, 2021
Jadentica:
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That's what the kneeling faghort you Stan is doing yet nothing to show for it. He's a rejected pig everywhere. Cutting across all Gender.. cheesy grin grin
Is that why the prostitute you support got FINGERED out to Wazobia FM?

Your Godly Side Chic fave was chased away by Kelvin after being furcked thoroughly for 4yrs non stop.


May we not have useless daughters like Maria. grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by CRUISETOPIAVP: 6:03pm On Oct 28, 2021
White rats are really going through hell right now grin grin

Their worse nightmare is bagging huge deals while their unmerited weener white monkey has faded into thin air. Nobody dey remember say werey dey exist.

Now all they do is camp on nairaland trolling people bigger than the failure they Stan.

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 6:07pm On Oct 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Is that why the prostitute you support got FINGERED out to Wazobia FM?

Your Godly Side Chic fave was chased away by Kelvin after being furcked thoroughly for 4yrs non stop.


May we not have useless daughters like Maria. grin

Same Kevin that is in Dubai with her abi? Same Kevin that his younger brother is slamming chief priest the houseboy for Maria's sake.

You think Maria is like the bloated faghort you Stan who kissed obi cubana's feet and was shoved aside?.. cheesy

Maria will never bend the knee for any Morafvcker. That can't be said of the beggar you Stan... cheesy grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 6:09pm On Oct 28, 2021
CRUISETOPIAVP:
White rats are really going through hell right now grin grin

Their worse nightmare is bagging huge deals while their unmerited weener white monkey has faded into thin air. Nobody dey remember say werey dey exist.

Now all they do is camp on nairaland trolling people bigger than the failure they Stan.

Someone said on Twitter that "Na Maria fit Nigerians".

She no send anybody papa!... cheesy cheesy

Her own na to bag deals and show of her lavish lifestyle... cheesy cheesy

I don't Stan Nonsense..

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by CRUISETOPIAVP: 6:12pm On Oct 28, 2021
MariaX Mapia tea!!!

OMO X 1000000!!!

This is the worse time to be a Maria hater. grin

Back to back deals both local and international..

Haters una cry just dey start.

Marians we are eating good.

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 6:14pm On Oct 28, 2021
And another one!

Maria is snatching every!

Big deals o. We don't do chewing gum deals!.. cheesy grin

Congratulations Queen!

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by CRUISETOPIAVP: 6:14pm On Oct 28, 2021
Congratulations no dey finish for this side.

Back to back congratulations..

I don't stan nonsense..

Biggest shine ya eye housemate.

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by CRUISETOPIAVP: 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2021
Haters it's not too late to join the winning team oo grin grin

Instead of this una back to back tears on a faceless forum.

I always choose right. I've never missed and will never miss.

From Mike to Laycon to Maria. My faves always bag back to back premium deals post show.

I'm so proud! cool

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2021
CRUISETOPIAVP:
MariaX Mapia tea!!!

OMO X 1000000!!!

This is the worse time to be a Maria hater. grin

Back to back deals both local and international..

Haters una cry just dey start.

Marians we are eating good.

We warned Dem but they refused to listen.

Now they have been in perpetual pains... cheesy cheesy

One mumu even said her brand is spoilt. Which brand is spoilt? The one that is still inking big deals?.. grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by PlayMaker14: 6:17pm On Oct 28, 2021
Mapiatea? Is that not foreign (middle east) Agbó jedi jedi?


Very soon, KISS condom go Sign am. grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 6:18pm On Oct 28, 2021
CRUISETOPIAVP:
Haters it's not too late to join the winning team oo grin grin

Instead of this una back to back tears on a faceless forum.

I always choose right. I've never missed and will never miss.

From Mike to Laycon to Maria. My faves always bag back to back premium deals post show.


I'm so proud! cool

Same here!

I dey shine eyes choose!. cheesy

I see a marketable housemate when I see Dem.

Maria is raw gold!..

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by CRUISETOPIAVP: 6:19pm On Oct 28, 2021
Jadentica:
And another one!

Maria is snatching every!

Big deals o. We don't do chewing gum deals!.. cheesy grin

Congratulations Queen!
We are coming for every single thing!!! grin

Las Las no be by top 5 abi Bandwagoner's weener.

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 6:20pm On Oct 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Mapiatea? Is that not foreign (middle east) Agbó jedi jedi?


Very soon, KISS condom go Sign am. grin

Kwa kwa kwa!

Tears of someone whose pig hasn't gotten even aboki gum endorsements..

Your tears is just starting.. grin cheesy

By the time we are done with y'all. Una go turn believers... grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by CRUISETOPIAVP: 6:21pm On Oct 28, 2021
They said Maria was watching their fave from home. Now it's their fave watching Maria grab all the premium deals grin

The God of Maria!!!

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by PlayMaker14: 6:23pm On Oct 28, 2021
Jadentica:


Kwa kwa kwa!

Tears of someone whose pig hasn't gotten even aboki gum endorsements..

Your tears is just starting.. grin cheesy

By the time where done with y'all. Una go turn believers... grin



First of all, be done with English before anything else.


13% in English language.

13% in voting Maria the prostitute. grin

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by cindyspice: 6:25pm On Oct 28, 2021
cindyspice:
Let us normalize being happy for others. Congratulations Maria.

Congratulations Maria.

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 6:28pm On Oct 28, 2021
PlayMaker14:



First of all, be done with English before anything else.


13% in English language.

13% in voting Maria the prostitute. grin

100% in Endorsements deals and lavish lifestyle!.. cheesy


That one na the koko. Who English help!

With your English you're still jobless.. cheesy cheesy

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Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jadentica: 6:28pm On Oct 28, 2021
cindyspice:


Congratulations Maria.

Thank you baby!

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