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Anus by bingbagbo(op): 10:02pm On May 12, 2011
after a hard day's work, Policarp went to the bar to cool off and eat something, after several hours ,Policarp finally saw the waiter approaching with his requested fufu and bitter-leaf soup, but was shocked to see the waiter's left thumb dipped in his soup.polycarp boiled up and questioned the waiter,
POLICARP:And what the hell is your thump doing in my soup?
WAITER:oh, sorry i have a sore on my thumb,
POLICARP:go to the hospital then?
WAITER:i was there and the doctor says i must dip it in a hot substance sah!
POLICARPsadwondering), hot substance? why dont you insert your thumb into your anus then? it is even hotter there!
WAITER:but sah, it has been in my anus since morning!, i just removed it.policarp fainted!
Re: Anus by olawalebabs(m): 10:53am On May 14, 2011
Fine one
Re: Anus by EfemenaXY: 2:50pm On May 14, 2011
Dirty

Very Dirty Joke. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Anus by ovwigho1(m): 9:15am On May 16, 2011
grin lwkmd oh!
Re: Anus by oderemo(m): 9:56am On May 16, 2011
whats this section turning to.? gone to the dogs.
next.
Re: Anus by bingbagbo(op): 10:17am On Jun 23, 2011
shitttttttt! shittt! ANTELOPE SHIT!
Re: Anus by Gluckdude(m): 5:35pm On Jul 28, 2011
woo to the day a fool is born.
Re: Anus by bingbagbo(op): 10:36pm On Jul 28, 2011
@ ALL BABYLON fhedhiqc9ew7ryfcsxnufdifuiskadxmcd rwruiuu37eydcsxc dzxvdxfmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmc jdxfhdfnxc cxkk! grin grin
Re: Anus by bingbagbo(op): 7:25pm On Jan 11, 2012
blast from the past!! ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Anus by bright007(f): 7:40pm On Jan 11, 2012
* undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Anus by bunmioguns(m): 8:48pm On Jan 11, 2012
grin grin grin grin nice one Bin, bt wait











Hope it is not copy and pastehuh??
Re: Anus by Nobody: 10:16am On Jan 13, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

nice frm bingbagaun
Re: Anus by mustspin: 4:21pm On Jan 13, 2012
not quite funny, just plain stupid to me undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Anus by bingbagbo(op): 6:43pm On Feb 02, 2012
mustspin:
not quite funny, just plain silly to me undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
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Re: Anus by ekeroyal(m): 7:53pm On Feb 02, 2012
Re: Anus by bingbagbo(op): 6:47pm On Feb 03, 2012
^^^

thanks ekeroyal!!!, i will link you to PROJAN!!! grin
Re: Anus by ekeroyal(m): 8:38pm On Feb 03, 2012
bin gbagbo:
^^^

thanks ekeroyal!!!, i will link you to PROJAN!!! grin
And what's PROJAN?
Re: Anus by sutoboy(m): 9:56pm On Feb 03, 2012
Projan, Producer Of Juice Amnesty of Nairlaand
Re: Anus by bingbagbo(op): 12:52pm On Feb 04, 2012
bin gbagbo:
^^^

thanks ekeroyal!!!, i will link you to PROJAN!!! grin
U dont know PROJAN?

see DONkollione for details lipsrsealed
Re: Anus by ekeroyal(m): 10:41pm On Feb 06, 2012
bin gbagbo:
U dont know PROJAN?

see DONkollione for details lipsrsealed
PROJAN, sounds like a very popular virus. Hope they're not related.
Re: Anus by bingbagbo(op): 6:47am On Apr 05, 2012
ekeroyal: PROJAN, sounds like a very popular virus. Hope they're not related.
madman.!!
Re: Anus by Ruqaya(f): 11:20am On Apr 05, 2012
bin gbagbo: madman.!!
must you resurrect this old imbecilic yoke?
I'm sorry, i'm sorry, i don't mean it.
Re: Anus by swtchicgurl: 11:29am On Apr 05, 2012
mtchew
Re: Anus by bingbagbo(op): 8:13am On Dec 08, 2012
swtchicgurl: mtchew
mtcheewest! angry[
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