Akpos sat in a bar n waz very moody

Soni goez over n asks 'akpos, wetin happen?'

A very sad looking akpos replied 'I borrow rukevwe 2million naira 2 do facial surgery n now I no fit recognize ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ 2 collect my moni back'





Akpos seeing his moda'z b00bs asked 'mum,wats dis? Mum ansad 'balloons'
Akpos asked'y r urs so small n d maid haz big ones?
Mum asked'wen did u c it?'
Akpos ansad 'yesterday wen dad waz blowing dem' y not beg dad 2 blow urs too'








Akpos waz doin his homework. He said 2 himself '2 plus 5, d son of a B!tch z 7, 3 plus 6, d son of a b!tch z 9. His mother heard wat he waz saying n gasped "wat r u doin"

Akpos ansad "I'm doin my maths homework"
Mum "n dis z how ur teacher taught u how 2 do it"
"Yes" he ansad
Infuriated, d next day d moda asked d teacher. "Wat r u teaching my son in maths?"
D teacher replied. "Rite nw we r learning addition"
D moda asked. "and r u teaching dem 2 say 2plus2, d son of a b!tch z 4?"
After d teacher stopped laughin she ansad




"Wat I taught dem waz 2plus2, d SUM OF WHICH Z 4.

2 boko haram boyz r makin letter bombs


Habib: I'm not sure weda I put enof explosive in dis envelope b4 I sealed it.

Akpos: den open it n look

Habib: but if I open it, it will explode

Akpos: don't be stupeed. Its not addressed 2 u

YEKPA!!!

Akpos brings back his skul report once again he did it

He scored a very round zero over 10

Papa got very angry, ready 2 beat d hell out of him

Papa screams at akpos 'z chinedu nt ur mate'

All akpos cud do waz 2 whisper in his mind n under his breatgh he whispered out


'Z DANGOTE not ur mate'

D last one got me laughing really hard muan!

Nice one

Valiantvaliant: D last one got me laughing really hard muan!

dahz y I put it last

PretiEbony: Nice one

fanx a lot dearie

*falls five times inside gutter

mormoni: *falls five times inside gutter

hehehehehehe , wetin dey fall u? U don tk calipso abi :-D

dopeJemi: hehehehehehe , wetin dey fall u? U don tk calipso abi :-D

na u knw dat one sha

.

hahahaha...da letter bomb ish cracked my ribs....nice

mormoni: na u knw dat one sha

mormoni, I dy suspect u

Tryce: hahahaha...da letter bomb ish cracked my ribs....nice

fanx bro

Akpors dn sufa badly

dopeJemi: Akpos brings back his skul report once again he did it

He scored a very round zero over 10

Papa got very angry, ready 2 beat d hell out of him

Papa screams at akpos 'z chinedu nt ur mate'

All akpos cud do waz 2 whisper in his mind n under his breatgh he whispered out


'Z DANGOTE not ur mate'

And am asking NAIRALAND is FACEBOOK not ur mate

jesse8048:



And am asking NAIRALAND is FACEBOOK not ur mate

me I prefer nairaLand 2 facebook oh

Lwkmd nice one poster

Lols!lwkmd! Thanks.

Onyiclassic: Lwkmd nice one poster

fank u dear

Ubado: Lols!lwkmd! Thanks.

u welcum bro