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Once Upon A Time In Lilu by monastik(m): 1:47am On May 15, 2011
Once upon a time in Lilu (visit www.monastikbest..com for more jokes) there
lived a king . The king had a
beautiful daughter, the
princess. But there was a
problem. Due to a curse placed
on her by an old witch, everything the princess
touched would melt. No
matter what, metal, wood,
plastic; anything she touched
would melt! Because of this,
men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry
her. The king despaired. What
could he do to help his
daughter? He consulted his
wizards and magicians. One
wizard told the king, “If your daughter touches one thing
that does not melt in her
hands, the curse will be
broken and she will be cured. ” The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a
competition. Any man that
could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt
would marry her and inherit
the king ’s wealth. Three young princes took up the
challenge. The first prince brought a
very hard alloy of titanium.
But alas, once the princess
touched it, it melted. The
prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a
huge diamond, the hardest
substance in the world. But
alas, once the princess touched
it, it melted. He too went
away disappointed. The third prince approached.
He told the princess, “Put your hand in my pocket and feel
what is in there. ” The princess did as she was told. She felt
something hard. Though she
turned red, she held it in her
hand. And it did not melt! The king was overjoyed.
Everybody in the kingdom
was overjoyed. And the third
prince married the princess
and they both lived happily
ever after. Question: What was the object
in the prince’s pants? (Scroll down for the answer.) - - - - - -
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- They were M&M ’s, of course. They melt in your
mouth, not in your hand.
Hahaha
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Re: Once Upon A Time In Lilu by odutope(m): 8:16pm On May 16, 2011
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