I stay in front of a screen with my hands busy, creating visuals so you don't have to talk to all of your customers before you make money, and track easily.

I also see boring but learned people everyday, so I can improve my standard of living...


Oya figure it out

i supply weed and cocaine at affordable price. 1kilo of weeds is 500naira why cocaine is 300k.

I help people fix their dead rotten bodies even while alive.

People make simple things difficult for others so that they can make money from them

Lesotho Address verification available If interested, i'll need just your name and the address you registered PayPal lesotho with.

SamuelLoch:
I stay in front of a screen with my hands busy, creating visuals so you don't have to talk to all of your customers before you make money, and you can track easily.

I also see boring but learned people everyday, so I can improve my standard of living...


Oya figure it out

Digital marketing? Ads expert or graphics designer.

DoggoneDogg:
This thread proves how dumb Nigerians are.
Not a single witty reply. All stupid, low IQ & pathetic attempts.

Why not post your own,Oshodi Einstein?

I solve people's accommodation problem.

During my free time, I become a digital errand boy for busy people. (Freelance Virtual Assistant)

Activist001:

Digital marketing? Ads expert or graphics designer.

You're smart!

I sell men fashion items like clothes sneakers jewelries underwears wristwatches joggers etc I send everyone on my contact bc messages everyday till people started patronizing me. It wasn't easy at first coz it was just like beggy beggy. My DROPSHIPPING Whatapp group
https:///Dy9taFHHiYk8Y4vVvLq2ZL

No Future ambition..

DoggoneDogg:
This thread proves how dumb Nigerians are.
Not a single witty reply. All stupid, low IQ & pathetic attempts.

I swear!
I was thinking I would read interesting comments on the first page. Some too dey direct sef... One even dey advertise... You cannot joke, na so so spamming
Later, some people would say they are smarter than another person

I troll on ppl helping them to get rich

I facilitate loads for trucks and source trucks for load from and to anywhere within Nigeria.

Presently I have trucks in Lagos going to Calabar. If you need trucks going to Calabar kindly quotes me

I solve people's accommodation problem in PH

I study UFOs

DoggoneDogg:
This thread proves how dumb Nigerians are.
Not a single witty reply. All stupid, low IQ & pathetic attempts.

Guy give your own reply or you Bleep off..

Empty head talking down on others

I pick ppl fallen money....your money fall, i pick am

I give discount on bulk purchases

I am part of the value chain which brings happiness to your table in a bottle.
LiquorTrade.

zedegit:


No, you can say: I profit from others misery at the football pitch.

Or

C Ronaldo, Messi etc (Footballers) sweat so I can smile.

Man WTF....lol

xxolisexx:
I pick ppl fallen money....your money fall, i pick am

I no understand this your meaning of fall o...
Money dey fall down everyday? As in 24/7?

akinsmail51:

I stumbled upon this witty question on a Facebook group. I hope to share it with us to catch fun while racking our brains as well


Poorly Describe What You Do for a Living?

Me: I play with sand.

People bring their wife to me to handle their breast and pay me for it.

I spend lots of time on word, excel and zoom

Empressgifted:
I ensure poisons are given at the right quantity, at the right time, for the right duration to people that deserve it.

I was going to say "death" but death doesn't work with those that deserve it
Pharmacist! Nice description!

I make tenants become landlords..

I try to see that the 10k it really 10k. Asking for something to support the claim

I am the voice in the wilderness, spreading the good news of various products and services.

i was paid to insult APC and Buhari government on Social Media

addexx:
I help people fix their dead rotten bodies even while alive.

Cosmetologist/Cosmetic surgeon or doctor?