Learning Maths

A young boy is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to send him to private school to rectify the situation. Lo and behold, after a semester in the new private Catholic school, the boy's grades were straight A's, even in math!

Surprised, his mother asked him how he liked his new school. "Oh, it's all right, I guess," he replies. "They must be teaching you some new tricks!" "Not really." "Then what do you think is making the difference in your grades?" "Well", he says, "as soon as I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!"

Is that the pix of Jesus?

na wa ohhhhhhhhh

one man send himm pikin go school
so for class, d teacher corn ans d boy to spell lion, d boy no fit. d teacher corn beat d boy go house
wen d boy rich house dey cry, d father corn ans weitind boy say techer beat am because he no fit spell lion.
d papa corn carry d boy go d school go meet d techer.
d papa ans d techer, y u beat my boy?
d techer say i say make he spell lion he no fit. nih d papa shout, dat kaih big wiked tin nih u say make he spell? u no fit tel am to spell sumor tin like mouquito.

Hahahahaha both of them

funny!

love the joke

lol lol..nicee

hahahahahah
nice going there

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Nice one

check this out.


A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun
"Open the f***ing safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any
money; this is a sperm bank".
"Don't argue!.....Open the f***ing safe or I'll blow your head off!"
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says,
"Take out one of the bottles and drink it".
"But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously.
"Don't argue just drink it" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too" he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well.

Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's
amazement, it's her husband. "Not that f***ing difficult, is it!"

MY BAD.........
WASN'T MEANT FOR THIS PAGE.


REALLY SORRY.

It's alright. It's still funny

hehehahehahehahaha..... I like that one.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, , LMAO lawd. where hav u been DM

ha ha ha ha ha ha they are really funny but i like the first two jokes better.

I enjoy the first 2 guys they re too musch.The third guy Bleep up dont you go to skool cant you see that d topic 4 dis dicussion is jokes about scool and education why is it dat common sense is not common you rush in and bring yeye sperm matter insid, despite de fact say de joke no even sweet.O boy go think ooooooo

Got this joke for you guys.

Guess you will enjoy it.


QUESTION & ANSWER
TEACHER: Why are you late?
>WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
>TEACHER: What sign?
>WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead,Go Slow."
>
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>TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
>CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
>
>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
>JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me
>how I spell it!

hahaha quite funny lol

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