Hello,
I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.

Her Sin;
For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement.
I recovered and made a promise.
Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.

I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.

I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply.
On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.

Her Response;
I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her.
Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid.
No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.

For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature.
At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. .
Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.

U want give ur wife heart attack, na wa for u oo

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josh123:
U want give ur wife heart attack, na wa for u oo

This morning was something else oo.
I had to calm her nerves quickly, before my neighbors go alert police.
Police response time na 2 to 5minutes for here o

APOPTOSIS:


This morning was something else oo.
I had to calm her nerves quickly, before my neighbors go alert police.
Police response time na 2 to 5minutes for here o

Imagine waking up to the sight of that... Scary shit.

I should try this...

I'll probably go to jail for this.

Where you dey stay?

What if she had shot you?

gsmphoneseller:
What if she had shot you?

The shock was too much, that she could literally recall where we kept weapons.
I vowed never to try such again.
In fact, she screamed to the point that I became afraid too. Hmmmmmm

Cc moderator.
Cc Lalasticlala.

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This is an old thread tho, but i think this should be on the frontpage. I don laugh taya and I got a new meme.
Thanks OP

Nlfpmod Mynd44 frontpage

If i was your wife after waking up to see this...

Me. My Hand. The 40.

U r malicious 🤣🤣🤣

Scary Movie

Normally, you're ev!l.

e wa ok

Oops
Scary shit.
Viewers descretion is strictly advised.

Is this a 2021 thread abi eyes dey pain me?

I like this tit for tat baje o!

See as I am laughing with tears!

I go like buy this costume

Ha, rich people’s games.

Booked

Awww..I love your relationship. This is also my style of humour

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U wife could carry python but scream at baby rubber

So those 911 call and the next few minutes the cops are at ur doorstep is true?

Bee doing prank dere

I hope u are not living in the States... let her us M16 to test your stomach... na den u go know howfa

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You tried