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Who Is Guilty? by Phate07(op): 8:35pm On May 19, 2011
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Who is guilty?

A wife wakes up suddenly in the middle of the night and shouts "Get up quickly, my husband is here!!"

Her husband jumps up from bed and through a window, broke his leg and then realizes
"Damn! Am the husband!"

WHO'S GUILTY IN THIS SITUATION? huh
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Re: Who Is Guilty? by BABE3: 8:39pm On May 19, 2011
lol--lol-- Pls Phate joke section abeg.

The husband of course.
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Dyt(f): 8:41pm On May 19, 2011
Dis joke s everywhere on NL na
u were suppose use ur search link
na wa o
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Natasha2(f): 8:54pm On May 19, 2011
emm nobody as the law states every one is innocent until proved otherwise (guilty) cheesy cheesy Court
*this case has been adjourned to a date unknown cheesy
Re: Who Is Guilty? by skydeep(f): 9:00pm On May 19, 2011
The window is guilty tongue
Re: Who Is Guilty? by aminalib(f): 10:23pm On May 19, 2011
Lmao my coworker finds this quite funny
Re: Who Is Guilty? by CrazyMan(m): 11:45pm On May 19, 2011
Both parties are guilty.

Funny tho wink
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Nobody: 11:50pm On May 19, 2011
[color=INDIGO]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PHATE SLAP YOURSELF! grin[/color]
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Phate07(op): 7:25am On May 20, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=671306.msg8354885#msg8354885 date=1305833944]lol--lol-- Pls Phate joke section abeg.

The husband of course.
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How can you say the husband? Both are guilty until proven innocent. undecided
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Dyt:
Dis joke s everywhere on NL na
u were suppose use your search link
na wa o
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No, not a joke. It happened to a friend of a friend. lipsrsealed
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[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=671306.msg8354962#msg8354962 date=1305834856]emm nobody as the law states every one is innocent until proved otherwise (guilty) cheesy cheesy Court
*this case has been adjourned to a date unknown cheesy[/quote][color=#800000]
Really?!
How many times have you cheated on me in the 5 years we have been married? angry undecided
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skydeep:
The window is guilty tongue
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Hmmm. undecided

**picks up phone to call Xynerise to tell him to check his window**
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Re: Who Is Guilty? by Phate07(op): 7:30am On May 20, 2011
aminalib:
Lmao my coworker finds this quite funny
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shocked shocked Did she BREAK a leg while laughing?
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CrazyMan:
Both parties are guilty.

Funny tho  wink
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Yeah. Guilty till proven innocent.
undecided
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MzDarkSkin:
[color=INDIGO]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PHATE SLAP YOURSELF!  grin[/color]
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grin grin Am innocent of all charges. lipsrsealed
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Re: Who Is Guilty? by MsPotato(f): 7:54am On May 20, 2011
[size=18pt]I HEARD OF THIS JOKE BACK IN MAY 2008 WHEN I FIRST CAME TO NAIRALAND![/size] angry
Re: Who Is Guilty? by skydeep(f): 8:04am On May 20, 2011
Madam potato how are you? Long time
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Phate07(op): 8:11am On May 20, 2011
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Both are guilty. Guilty until proven innocent!
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Re: Who Is Guilty? by MsPotato(f): 8:15am On May 20, 2011
Skydeep, why you keep dissapearing on me? cry

Im fine naa. How your side?
Re: Who Is Guilty? by skydeep(f): 8:22am On May 20, 2011
My dear I kind of busy this period. You know na. grin
Re: Who Is Guilty? by MsPotato(f): 8:43am On May 20, 2011
Is it your studies again? sad
Re: Who Is Guilty? by skydeep(f): 9:15am On May 20, 2011
Am through with that. I am preparing for my masters and trad wedding. cheesy
Re: Who Is Guilty? by skydeep(f): 9:16am On May 20, 2011
Am through with that. I am preparing for my masters and trad wedding. cheesy
Re: Who Is Guilty? by MsPotato(f): 9:29am On May 20, 2011
You getting marriedhuh When? shocked shocked shocked And i thought you were studying for your masters before shocked
Re: Who Is Guilty? by skydeep(f): 9:56am On May 20, 2011
Yes I am by God grace by August. I was actually doing my ICAN then. So he asked me to further my education.
Re: Who Is Guilty? by MMM2(m): 10:07am On May 20, 2011
joke
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Re: Who Is Guilty? by Orton10(m): 1:24pm On May 20, 2011
ok . . ok!
I'm guilty undecided wink
Re: Who Is Guilty? by MsPotato(f): 1:25pm On May 20, 2011
skydeep:
Yes I am by God grace by August. I was actually doing my ICAN then. So he asked me to further my education.
Oh wow! Congratulations! smiley kiss kiss kiss kiss I wish I can go there to witness it. I am a wedding singer too you know? grin
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Nobody: 2:06pm On May 20, 2011
i think am guilty coz huh?
Re: Who Is Guilty? by yinkalink(f): 2:16pm On May 20, 2011
Lol
Re: Who Is Guilty? by akunta(f): 3:00pm On May 20, 2011
@op
both husband n wifey grin
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Natasha2(f): 11:22pm On May 21, 2011
Phate07:
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How many times have you cheated on me in the 5 years we have been married? angry undecided
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Hmmm. undecided

**picks up phone to call Xynerise to tell him to check his window**
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duh have you paid my bride price? grin grin
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