Mine:

1. That moment you are in a public toilet without door hooks and you only have to hum when you hear approaching footsteps.

2. That moment you wore a trouser to the market, saw people laughing only for breeze to remind you it's open.

3. That moment you are laughing loud in a formal meeting and fart. And you try to apologize in English closing in, and everyone shouts “shift outside na” .

4. That moment you come out of the class to explain the theory bodly and the teacher says you are wrong!

5. That moment your so-called best friend wrote about their best friend and it ain't you!

6. That moment the guy you beat for junior school who promise to retaliate is now in the army and sends you a Facebook invite with his face looking like he hasn't forgotten.

7. That moment a catarrh ball pops out of your nose to your crush’s polo. Fada, take my soul.

Have you tried to pour spit from inside the lecture hall and the saliva just gum for side of your mouth.



Have you ever sheet on your school uniform during 2nd period of JSS 1 on your first day in school.

You can't go out, you can't stay in the toilet. When your class mates come in, you'll pretend as if you're still sheeting. But deep down, you know say kasala done burst.

Finally the minder comes in and everything just cast.

What about that moment you thought the fart would be silent but instead comes with a roar

TarOrfeeek:


Have you tried to pour spit from inside the lecture hall and the saliva just gum for side of your mouth.



Have you ever sheet on your school uniform during 2nd period of JSS 1 on your first day in school.

You can't go out, you can't stay in the toilet. When your class mates come in, you'll pretend as if you're still sheeting. But deep down, you know say kasala done burst.

Finally the minder comes in and everything just cast.

They will now give you the name Taofek oni so.