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Jokes by AmenArokamoni(m): 6:02pm On Sep 03, 2021 |
[color=#990000][/color]WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened? HUSBAND: There was a fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died! WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did you make it out my dear? HUSBAND: Darling, it was God's work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet. WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now? HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each. WIFE: What? !!!! ten million what? Chai!! Honey you didn't do well oo, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us? �♀️����♀️�♀️�♀️�♀️ |
Re: Jokes by AmenArokamoni(m): 6:03pm On Sep 03, 2021 |
If u want 2 b remembered when u die jxt borrow money from everybdy u knw |
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