What is the meaning of e choke?
Me: Yousef kissed Arin and swallowed 2 rings. He choked.

Emmanuel is the reason the season is called "shine ya eye".
even when he sleeps, his eyes are open.

When Ebuka said "Maria..... you are evicted"
Even Buhari shock.

Tega said she is marketing her brand
Me: to Xvideos or Durex?

Yousef stands and is saved. Why will people vote for Yousef?
Me: did people not vote for Buhari

What is the difference between Pere and Whitemoney.
Me: in a race whitemoney's strategy of winning is to outrun you, but Pere's strategy of winning is to break your leg so you cannot run

If you are to give Big Brother one advice, what will it be?
Me: Pls.. buy bra for Angel



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Joke with Northerners vote at your own peril... Yousef is banking on Abokiis



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I don't know what to add to this, but it's sha funny.

Exam Question: What is the meaning of work shift?
Me: CrossKay JayKay triangle. Cross takes care of SasKay in the morning, and JayPaul takes care of her in the afternoon


What is the difference between Arin and JMK
Arin's yansh is sponsored by abeg, while JMK yansh is sponsored by Waw




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Big Brother gives housemates little aquariums with exotic fishes
Me: White Money the chief Chef, abeg no cook your fish o

Define Shakara
Me: Jackie B be giving Michael the "I don't care" attitude. Now that he's gone, she's asking Big Brother for Michael's picture.





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What did Ebuka do wrong in the last (week 6) eviction night?
Me: he should have said "Boma and Tega, get out of the big brother house"


Ebuka, the day Nini will be evicted.
Nini. take your fucking self, and fucking leave the fucking big brother house


If Big Brother randomly search the housemates bags, what will he find?
Me:
Nini - love portion
White Money - Opkoroko and Managala fish
Pere - shot gun
Cross - Kai kai


Yousef trying to chyke Jackie B
Jackie.... um.... me... you can.... can... eh... eh.... you can..... trust me. since.... since.... since ... big brother house... me enter the house.... yes...... yes... everytime... um.... um.... um.... i have been..... been. eh... eh.... eh.... trying.... you know.... tring..... to get close..... close.... close to you

Describe Saga in one word
Me: Ozo 2.0

What will do you with the money if you win the 90m prize?
Saga: Build Nini a befitting house, and tar all the roads that lead to the house.



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someone entered the #BBNaija house as Whitemoney and is now affectionately called Mazi

Another person entered the house as Pere and is now called Periwinkle

the difference between WhiteMoney and Pere

this is a must-watch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PICCjOM3xe0

WhiteMoney fans are called Moneygang.
What are Maria fans called?
Me: I think it is Malaria gang

What of Yerins fans?
Me: Yeye gang

What of Arin's fans?
Me: Rings gang

What of Tega's fans?
Me: If I talk, them go sue me

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What is the difference between Cross and Saga?

Saga is a man who chop love-portion, foget 90 million and start to follow follow woman

Cross is a man who with open eyes says he's ready to put 90 million aside to chase a woman





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Describe these love affairs:

Saskay & JayPaul
Me: Love in Tokyo

Nini & Saga
Me: love by love-portion

Queen & WhiteMoney
Me: love by force

Who do you want to win the 90 million

Me: Cross.
He cannot be having heartache all the time.

Heartache of rejection by Sas
Heartache sponsored by Ebuka in association with SasJay light-out kiss
Heartache sponsored by JayPaul in association with flowers

Then heartache again of losing the 90m

it's not right naw

MrOmor:
WhiteMoney fans are called Moneygang.
What are Maria fans called?
Me: I think it is Malaria gang

What of Yerins fans?
Me: Yeye gang

What of Arin's fans?
Me: Rings gang

What of Tega's fans?
Me: If I talk, them go sue me

I hear Pere fans are called Peresites.

or is it Parasites?

what do you not like about the Friday Jacuzzi parties?

Me: the sight of Saga super-glued to Nini's back

Anybody interested in doing money rituals?

Reach out to Nini. The baba wey do the love portion for her sabi work




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Big brother turning housemates to kolomental


See angel now always talking to a fish

Saga and Nini are the Neo and Vee of this season, going to the final with their 1% fan

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Emmanuel is sad that Ebuka insinuated that he is not entertaining.

Me: how will you be entertaining when the only time you open your mouth is when you sleep?

What is the difference between Bobrisky and Saga?

Me: One is a man that thinks he is a woman, and the other is a woman that thinks she is a man









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Someone in the BBN6 house is a marketer. Who is that?





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Saskay evicted. Angel still in the house

Me: Now, I know that as long as people have to vte for leaders, its country will never reach the promised land.
people actually prefer a lady who is nonchalant towards tasks and expert at showing bres and wares to a lady who is an epitome of dedication to tasks and good morales.

MrOmor:
the difference between WhiteMoney and Pere

this is a must-watch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PICCjOM3xe0

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Today's task is to mimic housemates.

Me: very easy na.
to mimic angel, just comot cloth and walk about naked
to mimic saga, just find super-glue and gum yourself to Nini
to mimic cross, find ogogoro, high, then dey do like mad man