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Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by Nobody: 6:22pm On May 24, 2011
The loot is my shepherd, I shall not work
It maketh me to lie in green pastures
It leadeth me beside the Riviera waters
It restoreth my bank balance,
It leadeth me in the paths of crookedness for my fame’s sake
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt I will fear no evil, for my movers and shakers are with me
My Rolexes and fundraising staff, they comfort me
Thou preparest a table before me at a ritzy restaurant in the presence of my executives
Thou anointest my head with hair gloss; my champagne cup runneth over
Surely goodies and Mercedes shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in my mansion with the tennis court forever.

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Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by nuclearboy(m): 3:46pm On May 25, 2011
grin


The loot is my shepherd, I shall not work
It maketh me to lie in  green pastures
It leadeth me beside the Riviera waters
It restoreth my bank balance,
It leadeth me in the paths of crookedness for my fame’s sake
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt I will fear no evil, for my movers and shakers are with me
My Rolexes and fundraising staff, they comfort me
Thou preparest a table before me at a ritzy restaurant in the presence of my executives
T[s]hou anointest my head with hair gloss; my champagne cup runneth over [/b[/s]]
Surely goodies and Mercedes shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in my mansion with the tennis court forever.

[b]"I anointest my hair with Jeri- Curls, my fake accent runneth over
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by KunleOshob(m): 5:08pm On May 25, 2011
The topic should be changed to 'Joagbaje's creed'
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by Joagbaje(m): 7:16pm On May 25, 2011
You love me .
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by Nobody: 7:24pm On May 25, 2011
KunleOshob:

The topic should be changed to 'Joagbaje's creed'

Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by KunleOshob(m): 7:54am On May 26, 2011
Joagbaje:

You love me .

The love of christ flows through me and a such I am able to extend this love to believers and unbelievers alike. Even ravenous wolves amongst us like you are not excluded from this love. It is my love for you that keeps me trying to steer you in the right path less you end up in damnation.
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by Nobody: 7:59am On May 26, 2011
Lol, oga kunle abeg pity asaju biko
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by newmi(m): 8:45am On May 26, 2011
@ frosbel
No thanks for the irreverence God is not an "it"

@ nuclearboy
I spit on your contribution boy
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by Nobody: 10:23am On May 26, 2011
^^

The Loot is referred to as IT, not GOD, lol. grin grin grin


Is the Loot your Shepherd or GOD ?? grin grin
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by Nobody: 3:41pm On May 26, 2011
Forget about newmi, he's very particular about 'names', he seems to think that names that have power can replace PHCN, lwkmd
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by oderemo(m): 3:56pm On May 26, 2011
^^^@ogunefon, sho ara e oh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by mabell: 6:24pm On May 26, 2011
newmi:

@ nuclearboy
I spit on your contribution boy

Why!?!, he's your boy now and that means you no teach am well!
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by newmi(m): 9:28pm On May 26, 2011
mabell:

Why!?!, he's your boy now and that means you no teach am well!
Se bi
frosbel:

^^

The Loot is referred to as IT, not GOD, lol. grin grin grin


Is the Loot your Shepherd or GOD ?? grin grin
Please can you point out the object thats being looted
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by nuclearboy(m): 9:38pm On May 26, 2011
Onjy "spit"? why not bleed too?

Mo-ron! Ewu! Big headed Goat! Okada driver/rider! And the free legged female dog too - collection of thieves and naughty people
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by newmi(m): 11:25pm On May 26, 2011
nuclearboy:

Onjy "spit"? why not bleed too?

Mo-ron! Ewu! Big headed Goat! Okada driver/rider! And the free legged female dog too - collection of thieves and naughty people
l spit on this even more grin grin grin
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by Nobody: 2:51pm On Mar 02, 2013
An Interesting Piece .
Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by Nobody: 3:03pm On Mar 02, 2013

Frosbel:
The loot is my shepherd, I shall not work
It maketh me to lie in green pastures
It leadeth me beside the Riviera waters
It restoreth my bank balance,
It leadeth me in the paths of crookedness for my fame’s sake
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt I will fear no evil, for my movers and shakers are with me
My Rolexes and fundraising staff, they comfort me
Thou preparest a table before me at a ritzy restaurant in the presence of my executives
Thou anointest my head with hair gloss; my champagne cup runneth over
Surely goodies and Mercedes shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in my mansion with the tennis court forever.

KunleOshob: The topic should be changed to 'Joagbaje's creed'

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Re: Creed Of The Greedy Preacher by alexleo(m): 9:33pm On Mar 02, 2013
frosbel: An Interesting Piece .

I spit on this. grin grin grin

But honestly most of the penticostal pastors are too money conscious thats why churches are being opened here and there. frosbel this your "The loot is my shepherd" is very funny and it seems to capture the situation in the present generation churches.

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