NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

phenylalanine:

You call Yahoo boys a blessing? God will help you

Truth801:
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Roysnickz:

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TimeSpaceWizard:
How many will you arrest?

@550 to a dollar even a Priest is tempted.

My advise is focus on those who take money out of the system and not those who bring in the hard currencies. Not even eNaira will save the day.

There is no way you can stop fraud in a cybernetic world. You are basically just stealing from the boys who are stupid enough to live in cities instead of buying star-link satellite internet/solar panels and moving into the villages.

It is a matter of time before the villages witness revolution of cyber warlords

Forgodsgrace:


Dollars will soon get to 1000 Naira,you will understand better.

Curious345:
You're in deliberately fooling yourself

Curious345:
I know a married male sex worker with kids.
. He boasts about making 150k weekly by just fucking around.

Hotel managers call him up often to service female clients who need his services often.

GeneralPula:
[b]Nah where person dey work person dey chop..

Okay... I own a hotel. You wan come lodge for months but you be yahoo boy... I’m I suppose to reject you? What you do for a living is solely your problem, not mine... Just enter the room already and pay me the muller..

Every country on earth has boys that does illegal thing for a living, every countries on earth..

Russia government will protect it hackers cuz they know they can always tax them..

Italy government will protect it mafias cuz surely the mafias are remitting money to Italia government..

Nigeria government is blessed with yahoo boys but the dumb government is chasing them away to other countries - (and dem dey complain say Naira dey fall)

There are naija boys in Malaysia
There are naija boys in SA
There are naija boys in Cyprus etc..

You won’t see their government going after them cuz every single dollar into the country is good for the economy..

Forget all the audio reasons why Naira is losing it’s value against dollar - one visible reason i know is that we don’t have much people bringing in USA dollars into the country anymore..

Compare Nigeria of when boys are using western union to bring in dollars into the country to Nigeria of today, you’ll understand it..

The most dumbest thing is ever since they’ve been arresting these so call boys, there has never been any significant change, aside that these boys are relocating away from Nigeria..[/b]

akposking:
Guy tell me you are joking please.

dairykidd:

Found guilty of what exactly? It's foolish people like u that has made the country the rot it is today. Common application of ur senses u no fit. They "should be arrested and their property confiscated" poverty naim frustrate ur sense of reasoning like this so. Mugu

generalwo:
.... E pain you abi? If u get hotel and u dey habour yahoo Boys, them suppose jail you and confiscate your properties and if u be yahoo boy, if efcc no kpuff you, then the curses of those wen u don defraud go kpuff u untimely....
If e too pain u, go stand for national theater make u begin lament....... Ewu!

Kelvin30286063:

I dey try

Curious345:
she doesn't seem to care. So long the money comes in..

Curious345:
you're finished. I can see your husband /boyfriend is an Internet fraudster.

benqo01:


No worry when Dem go close Ur person hotel Na Dah time u go stop to talk rubbish....mugu

generalwo:
...... Even if my papa dey habour criminals, he should be made to pay.... Even if me myself dey habour criminals, I should be made to pay...... That's to tell u how much I hate crime...... Other people dey hustle every day dey find how life go dey alright for them..... Una go dey one place dey think of how una go steal from hard working people..... Una get legs and hands.... Make una work, una say no..... Una Wan dey press werin go kill una..... Any body caught habouring a yahoo boy should be jailed and his belongings forfeited to the government......... If u no like am, go chook head inside old woman kpekus

generalwo:
...... Even if my papa dey habour criminals, he should be made to pay.... Even if me myself dey habour criminals, I should be made to pay...... That's to tell u how much I hate crime...... Other people dey hustle every day dey find how life go dey alright for them..... Una go dey one place dey think of how una go steal from hard working people..... Una get legs and hands.... Make una work, una say no..... Una Wan dey press werin go kill una..... Any body caught habouring a yahoo boy should be jailed and his belongings forfeited to the government......... If u no like am, go chook head inside old woman kpekus

benqo01:


U suppose fit get sense,so Becos I get hotel make I no see food chop? Because no b money I take build am stop yarning rubbish,no point playing d blame game.....u Neva get better thing talk yet

benqo01:


U just dey preach nonsense here oga wetin u even Sabi,u still be small boy u go understand wetin I dey yarn when u don mature.

Foolishbuhari:
Nigeria has simply gone to the dogs!

They do this because people don't have guns. You raid my place of business illegally and hope for my cooperation?

Someone has to take them up on this. Let us know the empowering laws that gave the EFCC the right to break into hotels and hospitality facilities at the dead of night to disturb guests.

Kelvin30286063:

LOL. You're damn crazy.
Rule number one, never ask the receptionist to provide you a call girl. Go to the hotel bar, talk to the random girls sitting at the bar, they are all call girls pretending to be having a nice time and they always turn out to be more decent that the ones the receptionists always call in from outside.

NwaAmaikpe:


You are a creative genius


I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

Biafraaa:
and i'm sure na all this dating boys. because BTC and Ali gang no fit dey there. ask Abba Kyari