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Like D Jokes Or Hate It: Na U Know. by Abbygyal(f): 9:36pm On May 25, 2011 |
An Ibo man was converted 2 Islam, he was asked wat name he would like 2 bear, he was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) etc. He asked what good were d names, then d imam told him there wil be hope dat God wil bless you d way he blessed those wit d names originally, then d Ibo man asked "how about DANGOTE!! A guy on a date in a BMW X6 with a Naija babe, the following ensued, GUY: I hid something from you.GIRL: What is that my love?Guy: I'm marriedGIRL: Hiss, You scared me, I thought you were going to tell me the BMW isn't yours! 1.CLEOPATRA says, Waiter, ,pls I like my SALAD very hot,also,can I've 2 bottles of SHAWARMA.2.BOOS C says, Ore mi giv me ur PIN lemme cal u.3.SEXY OG says, I'm so tired,I just made my hair in shoprite 4.LIZZY replies, Reali?? I wan 2 spend my summer in London dis xmas period.5.DIAMOND xplains, I Jus bought my bb but I havnt collected d PIN.6.MOFE brags, Wen I'm flyin, I always like d window side 7.UZOMA says, I prefer london 2 uk during winter.8. ALFRADA says, Hmmm,u cant even imagine, I just bought a g-string, and the thing I like most about it is the back pocket9.MAFIA LOUIS orders, Please if u don’t have meat pie,doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks.10.STUNNING laments, in our house eh,we use to have 3pools,until armed robbers stole one. Mrs Balogun said 2 her housemaid:"Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair wit his secretary." housemaid rplyd:"I dnt blv it ma, u r jst saying that 2 make me jealous.":O 1 Like |
Re: Like D Jokes Or Hate It: Na U Know. by onudesiree(m): 9:03pm On May 03, 2012 |
hello abigail.. wer do u reside? |
Re: Like D Jokes Or Hate It: Na U Know. by toygod2: 11:25pm On May 03, 2012 |
Cmmon gurl..........u already lukd down on ur sef. Quite nyc jokes anyway |
Re: Like D Jokes Or Hate It: Na U Know. by Blackbody20(m): 10:16am On May 04, 2012 |
Whao! Roflmao |
Re: Like D Jokes Or Hate It: Na U Know. by Ruqaya(f): 10:29am On May 04, 2012 |
I like 'em all |
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