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Policemen Shoot Passengers Over N100 - What A Wasted Nation This Is Becoming by koruji(m): 3:58am On May 26, 2011 |
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Re: Policemen Shoot Passengers Over N100 - What A Wasted Nation This Is Becoming by jookco(m): 4:44am On May 26, 2011 |
Thank the soldiers for killing the blood suckers called NPF |
Re: Policemen Shoot Passengers Over N100 - What A Wasted Nation This Is Becoming by Jakumo(m): 6:17am On May 26, 2011 |
In the nations of the civilized West, income taxes paid by citizens and businesses are deployed to fund highway maintenance, municipal garbage disposal, civil servant salaries and other public services. In those immaculately clean and well maintained nations, policemen are assigned the role of crime prevention, and the preservation of civil order. In Nigeria, income taxes paid by citizens and corporations are pooled and shared by government officials who then use their personal "allocations" to fund the construction of private residences, retain ugly, fat, hideously bleached mistresses and lavish on musicians at drunken parties. Nigerian policemen, whose monthly salaries are often late due to the pressing personal obligations of government officials, must therefore become "creative" in their own urgent quest for money to feed demanding wives, tenured hookers and other pushy dependents. That creative revenue generation regime manifests itself along the rutted, pot-holed lunar surfaces that pass for highways in Nigeria. It is therefore incumbent on all civilians who ply Nigerian roads to bear in mind that the muzzle velocity of an AK47 rifle is approximately 2,300 feet per second, and with that lesson in basic Newtonian Physics in mind, to give, and give generously, whenever any of the following key phrases are uttered by a Nigerian policeman encountered along the highway: "Oga, How for weekend ?" "We no dey here to count bridge, o." " Oya, park well, park well." " Wettin dey for boot ?" "Ngwa, do something better, and no waste my time." " Se as we tanda for inside this sun, Oga." The above phrases are but a few of the government approved road-side invocations that MUST be responded to with immediate effect and alacrity, for all who value life, and want to reach their destinations without the inconvenience of suddenly developing gaping hopes in their craniums. Praise the Lord !! |
Re: Policemen Shoot Passengers Over N100 - What A Wasted Nation This Is Becoming by maimalari: 9:05am On May 26, 2011 |
Nigeria I hail thee. |
Re: Policemen Shoot Passengers Over N100 - What A Wasted Nation This Is Becoming by monkeyleg: 9:11am On May 26, 2011 |
Jonathan really needs to get a grip on the security situation in that country. This is so bad, it could have been anyone |
Re: Policemen Shoot Passengers Over N100 - What A Wasted Nation This Is Becoming by sirjec(m): 9:26am On May 26, 2011 |
The priority in this nation is security. All attention has to be diverted to the area of security if we have to move forward |
Re: Policemen Shoot Passengers Over N100 - What A Wasted Nation This Is Becoming by bossinie: 11:49am On May 26, 2011 |
koruji: When i first heard a rumor that this 'Lamido' guy was preparing himself to be the Sultan one day,i waved it away with one hand but right now that rumor might hold some water after all.How else do you explain his purported actions on the above and has the nerve to defend the 'sharia-compliant' clause in the pre-requisite for running the so-called NPFI Sanusi i believe your time is far well spent and you should take a smart bow out of there before a 'bow' hits you from behind. |
Re: Policemen Shoot Passengers Over N100 - What A Wasted Nation This Is Becoming by bossinie: 11:54am On May 26, 2011 |
monkeyleg: Cannot agree a less with you my broda or is it sista,just that this your name still makes me a bit weary of you, please upgrade to atleast antelope-leg |
Re: Policemen Shoot Passengers Over N100 - What A Wasted Nation This Is Becoming by shevalync: 2:30pm On May 26, 2011 |
Arent police ashame of themseves?they keep wasting innocent lives all the time,thought they v learnt some lessons with what happened @badagery.they r the most hated institution in Nigeria cos of their irrational conducts.I hate NPF so much that when I have the opportunity of joining them in the last recruitment for proffessionals I didnt think twice b4 declining the offer despite not having a good job. |
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