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| The Rebirth by Nobody: 9:23am On May 26, 2011 |
Synthesis runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "Of course not." After Synthesis runs back outside, his mom hears him yell to his Tanimz, "It's OK, we can keep playing!" |
| Re: The Rebirth by Nobody: 9:33am On May 26, 2011 |
Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'' Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.''  |
| Re: The Rebirth by Nobody: 9:52am On May 26, 2011 |
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?" The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it." He soon falls asleep. Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach. Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest." |
| Re: The Rebirth by Mysticalz(f): 4:28pm On May 26, 2011 |
lol baby too much  |
| Re: The Rebirth by oderemo(m): 4:41pm On May 26, 2011 |
them 2 jokes are fire. keep them burning gud jokes. bro. |
| Re: The Rebirth by Mysticalz(f): 4:44pm On May 26, 2011 |
fire? Wont dem burn ur eye while reading dem |
| Re: The Rebirth by yinkalink(f): 5:30pm On May 26, 2011 |
back on track, are we?  |
| Re: The Rebirth by Idowuogbo(f): 8:43pm On May 27, 2011 |
guapo shine shine bobo , u dey arrivicion smal small o |
| Re: The Rebirth by Dafemo(m): 11:28pm On May 27, 2011 |
na wa ooo, spoilt pikin |
| Re: The Rebirth by Nobody: 2:44pm On May 29, 2011 |
- @Yinkalink, Darling Yeah we're back on track, jxt go get ur swimming trunks On lets go sleeky -@Mysticalz, Tnx lady but promise not to derail -@Idowu, baby I owe You Two -@Ode, Abro Tnx here's more. . . A Love Story I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you. And you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu |
| Re: The Rebirth by yinkalink(f): 3:11pm On May 29, 2011 |
*sobbing* |
| Re: The Rebirth by Nobody: 3:49pm On May 29, 2011 |
Baby am sorry for the humiliation, i saw it coming and didnt want to make u feel bad before the game. Take it in good fate. .here's to cheer u up my love. . An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football, I just scored." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides." |
| Re: The Rebirth by Nobody: 6:45am On May 30, 2011 |
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes" she purrs "I am." The man replies "Well wash your f*uc*king hands, I want a cheese sandwich!" |
| Re: The Rebirth by Nobody: 7:51am On May 30, 2011 |
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey nods his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey. "What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes." "What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking marijuana?" The monkey nods his head "Yes." "What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing." "They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes." "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked." The monkey nods his head "Yes." "What were you doing during all this?" "Driving" motioned the monkey. |
| Re: The Rebirth by mikuz(m): 10:22am On May 30, 2011 |
^^ now that's really hillarious! |
| Re: The Rebirth by Nobody: 11:56am On May 30, 2011 |
^ U laff naa |
| Re: The Rebirth by yinkalink(f): 5:45pm On Jun 10, 2011 |
lmao |
| Re: The Rebirth by naijaking1: 6:21pm On Jun 10, 2011 |
El Guapo: Good job |
| Re: The Rebirth by Nobody: 9:21am On Jun 11, 2011 |
Tnx |
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