It was a tuesday mornin, a man called bro Zeru woke up and decided to visit the prison to preach

At the prison gate, he showed them his gigantic KJV bible and they allowed him in

Two guards walked him to where the inmates were kept behind bars and the gave him the go ahead

Bro Zeru stood before the inmates, prayed and announced loudly

Today, i bring to you freedom!

The inmates were piqued. The word freedom was something they all dreamt of

The guard also had bro zeru promising freedom to the inmates and they were curious, who is this man?

bro zeru announced again loudly

today i came with something that can set all of you free!

All the inmates stood on their feet, listening with rapt attention

the guards came closer wondering, who is this man planing a jail break?

But bro Zeru contineued again loudly

I came here with a powerful secrete weapon that can break your chains

Haa, the guards had heard enough. They alerted headquarters for air support and reinforcement citing a possible jail break.

typin*

Lol

E don enter one chance

But did bro zeru care? No

he continued

i have come with a power that no prison door can withstand.

then he read a verse from isaiah 61

to open prison door to those who are imprisoned.

at this point, the guards could no longer wait for reinforcement, so they pouced on him, beat him to pop and arrested him.

it was after severe beating that they asked him which weapon he smuggled in that he wanted to use to set the prisoners free.

up till now, bro zero is still trying to convince them that it was the gospel weapon ooh..

abeg make una help pray for bro zero so he will be released.

HOLLY GRAM U SEE D REASON I DNT GO OUT. ALL I DO IS HIGH ON MY KUSH 24sc.. D COUNTRY IS FVCKED UP MAN. WTF MAN

Nice joke

Lol... Hilarious