Question: "What would you like to drink , fruit juice, soda, tea,
milo, chocolate, or coffee?"


Answer: "Tea please"
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea
or green tea?"


Answer: " Ceylon tea please"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"


Answer: "White please"
Question: "Milk, whitener,tea creamer or condensed milk?"


Answer: "Milk please "
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk, cow milk or mother's milk?"

& nbsp;
Answer: "Cow milk please."(thanks for not choosing mother's milk)
Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"


Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."
Question: " Hot, Warm or cold?"


Answer: "Warm please."
Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"


Answer: "U mm , I'll rather take it black please."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"


Answer: "With sugar please."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"


Answer: "Cane sugar please."
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"


Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead
please."
Question: "Mineral,carbonated or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."


Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "Hey futsek mann! Just get me water from the river, I don't
wanna know which river, and stop asking me too many questions.

;d

Itz nt az bad az diz

U gt tears rowling down my eyes.lol GOD am gonna die of laughter.

Gheorghe:

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "Hey futsek mann! Just get me water from the river, I don't
want to know which river, and stop asking me too many questions.

Now that part got me rolling on the floor, , , gosh i can't stop laughing

I've seen this before, still .

I cant help moiself frm

Evri tym i read this i laugh,bt it isnt new 2 me.

, Good one man, laffed of my seat
my boss had to ask me if i was normal

I almost fell 4rm d chair bustin out laugh, I couldn't help it

holythug:

, Good one man, laffed of my seat
my boss had to ask me if i was normal

So what did you tell your boss? That u now crack jokes with your screen?

I don die u want to ill me with laugther

Laughing my ass out

anyway its a nice joke but i dont think its that funny.why`s everybody laughing his/her ass out(larrybabe)

lol

@ akpana
i dnt think u'v experienced it b4, if u av,u il kn y we lmao

Very amusing !!

akpana:

anyway its a nice joke but i don't think its that funny.why`s everybody laughing his/her ass out(larrybabe)

Where is ur sense of humour??
it ran away or u misplaced it??

@ mishoo
plz that wz a bit harsh,tk it easy.

rasulua:

@ mishoo
plz that wz a bit harsh,tk it easy.

Hope i aint breaking no bones !!!

U almost did.if i were akpana wld think twice b4 postin again

WELL, HE CALLED FOR IT. YOU DONT STOP PEOPLE FROM LAUGHING!!
YOU EITHER JOIN THEM OR YOU LEAVE THEM.
LAUGHING IS GOOD, YOU KNOW !!!

I kn jare,dnt mind him,he dint understand d joke.

Lord Have Mercy!The joke is funny and u guys' comments. . lol