Who said children are getting dumber every year. Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves,

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
KEMI: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
KEMI: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
KEMI: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: CHIBUZOR, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
CHIBUZOR: Me!

TEACHER: MUSA, why do you always get so dirty?
MUSA: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
PRECIOUS: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
PRECIOUS: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher, snakes don't have feet.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
GBENGA: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Chi, give me a sentence starting with "I".
CHI: I is,
TEACHER: No, Chi. Always say, "I am."
CHI: All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!