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Left My Car � At The Car Wash And Took Bike Home � by Srobinson(f): 7:37pm On Oct 06
This country ehnnnnnn

Coach Hope, see wetin you cause now o...

I remembered your story when this happened to me yesterday �

I took my car to car wash o, said let me go to market.

When I finish they must have also finished washing the car...

The guy was like, no problem ma... Once you come, it will be ready.

Na so I carry bike go market, thinking how to manage the small change in my purse...

I don tire to withdraw because the account don less like deflated ball... So so withdraw, withdraw...

No be so I buy finish, instead of taking bike back to car wash, carry my motor, na so I blow bike pass car wash go house...

I saw the car o � but e no register say na my car...

I got home, enter kitchen, cook, we ate and I balance...I didn't remember my car...

Till night o �, as I was about locking the door, I just said let me survey outside as I usually do... The spot I usually park the car was empty...

My chest cut ��������

Jesus...my car, where my car I started asking my children...

See ehn, money good o �

See what over analysis caused because of the way money dey go unto expensive foodstuff...

Then I remembered �

Car wash o

Car wash, my car is still there o...

Na so I begin pick race �, without cash to pay or slippers...

Na so I remember again, ran back home, carry money, put leg inside my children slippers, oyaaaaaaa, marathon part two...

I no even remember wear bra, na hand I take support the ministry... At some point, I left them in God's hands because the run no come fast again...

Ah...them don dey close for the day, my car was the only one there, the guy was like, madam I for help you bring am when we pack up finish (my regular cleaner)...

Panting, I say thank you, I don come now...

The relief as I enter my motor ehn...

Chai �

Before person go hold key for hand dey look for the key again inside dustbin because he born children full house...

God abeg o �

#ItCanOnlyGetBetter

#Pix: The way my head was full wey make me forget a whole jeep for car wash, carry bike go house...

� ChikaOnuu

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Re: Left My Car � At The Car Wash And Took Bike Home � by ifytrik(m): 7:44pm On Oct 06
gringrin

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Re: Left My Car � At The Car Wash And Took Bike Home � by biyams(m): 7:50pm On Oct 06
Things choke for your head... U dey over calculate at the same time multitasking and processing...this country dey run us like softwares this days...even the country no dey rest or sleep

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Re: Left My Car � At The Car Wash And Took Bike Home � by Duchessree(f): 8:51pm On Oct 06
grin

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Re: Left My Car � At The Car Wash And Took Bike Home � by 1F30M4(f): 2:31am On Oct 07
Lmfaooo cheesy cheesy no be small thing my sister.. Wetin pesin dey think for head big pass pesin jare.

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Re: Left My Car � At The Car Wash And Took Bike Home � by Ndidi2: 5:36am On Oct 07
Srobinson:
This country ehnnnnnn

Coach Hope, see wetin you cause now o...

I remembered your story when this happened to me yesterday �

I took my car to car wash o, said let me go to market.

When I finish they must have also finished washing the car...

The guy was like, no problem ma... Once you come, it will be ready.

Na so I carry bike go market, thinking how to manage the small change in my purse...

I don tire to withdraw because the account don less like deflated ball... So so withdraw, withdraw...

No be so I buy finish, instead of taking bike back to car wash, carry my motor, na so I blow bike pass car wash go house...

I saw the car o � but e no register say na my car...

I got home, enter kitchen, cook, we ate and I balance...I didn't remember my car...

Till night o �, as I was about locking the door, I just said let me survey outside as I usually do... The spot I usually park the car was empty...

My chest cut ��������

Jesus...my car, where my car I started asking my children...

See ehn, money good o �

See what over analysis caused because of the way money dey go unto expensive foodstuff...

Then I remembered �

Car wash o

Car wash, my car is still there o...

Na so I begin pick race �, without cash to pay or slippers...

Na so I remember again, ran back home, carry money, put leg inside my children slippers, oyaaaaaaa, marathon part two...

I no even remember wear bra, na hand I take support the ministry... At some point, I left them in God's hands because the run no come fast again...

Ah...them don dey close for the day, my car was the only one there, the guy was like, madam I for help you bring am when we pack up finish (my regular cleaner)...

Panting, I say thank you, I don come now...

The relief as I enter my motor ehn...

Chai �

Before person go hold key for hand dey look for the key again inside dustbin because he born children full house...

God abeg o �

#ItCanOnlyGetBetter

#Pix: The way my head was full wey make me forget a whole jeep for car wash, carry bike go house...

� ChikaOnuu
youaresofunny..
I don laf tire.

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