The true creation is that Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe "after drinking heavily". The Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth, look around you and see diseases, earthquakes, tsunamis, typhoon and hurricane. All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test the faith of Pastafarians, scientists are lying because they do not understand that the spaghetti monster works in mysterious ways. When scientific measurements such as radiocarbon dating are taken, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage.

Look below, this is evidence that the noodly lord created us in his own image, the central nervous system which is the core of a human mental process is in the image of the lord with noodly appendages.

What other evidence do you need?

Workch welldone. I know you are the one

Hismasterpiece:
Workch welldone. I know you are the one

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no Flying Spaghetti Monster..."

- Ravioli 14:1

He Boiled for our sins, eaten for our iniquities; by the teeth that pierced him, we become whole and by his sufferings we become well.

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.

Hismasterpiece:
Workch welldone. I know you are the one

He has definitely fallen into lunacy.

Dtruthspeaker:


He has definitely fallen into lunacy.

Lol... he is obviously trying everything possible to deny what he indeed knows to be true... that's why his posts are mostly about Christianity