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| Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by Ndi(f): 11:15am On Jul 24, 2007 |
A new sign in the Bank Lobby read: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research. MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. *********************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excesssive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside . 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of chequebook. 18. Re-check makeup 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release parking brake. |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by abes(m): 11:28am On Jul 24, 2007 |
nice one! |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by naijacutee(f): 1:16pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
Hehehe  |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by rasulua(m): 1:20pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
U kn lie,dats true abt them. |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by viee(f): 4:33pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
| nice one |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by holythug(m): 5:32pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
hi viee |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
| I will tell my mum and girl friend about that, very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by karlken(m): 6:32pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
U are a "woman" professor!  |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by PHEESAYOUR(m): 7:55pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
It's da truth but funny |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by larrybabe: 10:55am On Jul 25, 2007 |
Women, we really have problem. |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by menosky: 12:07pm On Jul 25, 2007 |
a lil over exaggerated n a bit 2dramatic.dere r worse men |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by jayjaylux(m): 10:15pm On Jul 25, 2007 |
9ce bt I heared did 4rm a stand up comedian, it's funnier dat way |
| Re: Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine. by Nobody: 12:08am On Jul 26, 2007 |
That is the gospel truth |
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