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|Different Economics Model by olawalebabs(m): 12:54pm On Jun 02, 2011|
Economic Models Explained With Two Cows
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRAISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
|Re: Different Economics Model by lysaa(f): 11:42pm On Jun 05, 2011|
all correct sir! lol
|Re: Different Economics Model by olawalebabs(m): 3:28am On Jun 06, 2011|
Thank you ma
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