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| Different Economics Model by olawalebabs(m): 12:54pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
Economic Models Explained With Two Cows SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRAISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. |
| Re: Different Economics Model by lysaa(f): 11:42pm On Jun 05, 2011 |
all correct sir! lol |
| Re: Different Economics Model by olawalebabs(m): 3:28am On Jun 06, 2011 |
Thank you ma |
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