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Understanding Marketing . . . . . . Lol by viee(f): 4:28pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
Professor at HARVARD UNIVERSITY was explaining Marketing concepts: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" THAT'S DIRECT MARKETING. . You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." THAT'S ADVERTISING. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." THAT'S TELEMARKETING. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" THAT'S PUBLIC RELATIONS. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, " THAT'S BRAND RECOGNITION You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. THAT'S CUSTOMER FEED-BACK ! You go up to her and say, "I¢m very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. THAT'S DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" She turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife! THAT'S COMPETITION EATING INTO YOUR MARKET SHARE |
Re: Understanding Marketing . . . . . . Lol by dashkk(m): 5:01pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
see this real business igbo man |
Re: Understanding Marketing . . . . . . Lol by jayjaylux(m): 11:18pm On Jul 25, 2007 |
That man's a prof, dat's one hell of a way of teachin |
Re: Understanding Marketing . . . . . . Lol by karlken(m): 10:50am On Jul 26, 2007 |
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Re: Understanding Marketing . . . . . . Lol by rasulua(m): 11:29am On Jul 26, 2007 |
I bet u they wld understand best |
Re: Understanding Marketing . . . . . . Lol by viee(f): 4:25pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
jayjaylux: abi ooooo ![]() ![]() rasulua: i tell u !!!! ![]() |
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