Yes, it’s written in the holy gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

You are a fool if you say that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t exist. You have not seek him yet, you have to open your heart for him to enter.
A lot of people who think Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t exist have not read the gospel, they are ignorant.

Remember that he boiled for your sins. Ramen

or d swimming noodles monster.

Trash thread..

Juliusmomoh:
Trash thread..

You need to respect my religious beliefs

he really did boil for our sins all this religious folks can look how delusional they themselves sound to others......... what ever opinion they have of FSM is what others have of their own beliefs too

True. And anyone who says otherwise is a foolish fool for not agreeing. FSM is real, you just need to open your heart to him

Juliusmomoh:
Trash thread..

Seun needs to create our own section and put an oath. These Christians always like picking on us, let them try it with the Muslims first.

Ramen

May FSM bless you.
Only idiots who don't believe the FSM. It's there in the gospel that he exists, what more do they want?? Fools as the gospel described them as should wail forever, FSM is the only true GOD.

In a 1000years this thread will become the Letter of Pastafari to Nairaland declaring the gospel of FSM which some people will use as evidence that FSM is real. LoLz!

LordReed:
In a 1000years this thread will become the Letter of Pastafari to Nairaland declaring the gospel of FSM which some people will use as evidence that FSM is real. LoLz!

I swearrr. Hope it happens earlier so I can see it though

Possibly, we'll be featured in it as the first apostles.

FirstSon01:


I swearrr. Hope it happens earlier so I can see it though

Possibly, we'll be featured in it as the first apostles.

lmao "apostle firstson"

Dliquidmetal:
lmao "apostle firstson"

Permesan be unto you

LordReed:
In a 1000years this thread will become the Letter of Pastafari to Nairaland declaring the gospel of FSM which some people will use as evidence that FSM is real. LoLz!

How can you compare this bunkum to the 66books written by different writers over centuries.

Image123:


How can you compare this bunkum to the 66books written by different writers over centuries.

Because years have a way of adding rose tints to our recollections. In the future thing now we judge as insignificant could take take on significance simply because someone deemed them interesting.