A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He looks around with his flashlight wondering, "What the heck was that?" He spots some money on a table and takes it.
Once again, he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it. He goes over and asks, "Was that your voice?"
It said "Yes."
He then says "What's your name?"
It says "Moses."
The burglar says, "What kind of person names his bird Moses?"
The parrot replies, "The same person that names his rottweiler Jesus."

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