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| This Is Amazing by Gsmxpert(m): 6:52pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
MY LUV, MY PRINCESS, MY HEART DESIRE, MY QUEEN, WHEN YOU LAUGH I LAUGH, WHEN YOU CRY I CRY. WHEN YOU JUMP DOWN FROM STOREY BUILDING, I LOOK DOWN AND THANK GOD AM NOT THE ONE  |
| Re: This Is Amazing by Gsmxpert(m): 6:58pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
THERE WAS A WARRI GUY IN ONE CHURCH ON SUNDAY, AFTER OFFERING, THE PASTOR SAID CLOSE YOUR EYES LETS PRAY, WILE EYES WERE CLOSED AND PRAYER WAS ON, THE WARRI GUY WAS LOOKING AT THE PASTOR, AND THE PASTOR WAS BUSY PUSHING THE MONEY TO HIS POCKECT AND PRAYING AT THE SAME TIME, WHEN HIS EYES MET THE WARRI GUY, HE INCLUDED IN HIS PRAYER, BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO SEE BUT DO NOT TALK. AND THE GUY RESPONDED FOR THEY SHALL HAVE THEIR OWN SHARE. |
| Re: This Is Amazing by Gsmxpert(m): 7:01pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
IN A CHURCH ON SUNDAY, THE PASTOR SAID OFFERING TIME, PEOPLE SHOUTED BLESSING TIME. THE PASTOR SAID TODAY YOU WILL GIVE OFFERING ACCORDING TO THE BEAUTY OF YOUR WIFE. A MAN STOOD UP AND SAID I WILL GIVE 10 MILLION, MY WIFE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, ANOTHER SAID I WILL GIVE 5 MILLION, MY WIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, A MAN STOOD UP AT THE BACK AND SAID I WILL GIVE 5 NAIRA, THE PASTOR SAID MR MAN WHY 5 NAIRA? THE MAN SAID PASTOR THIS 5 NAIRA IF YOU SEE MY WIFE YOU WILL GIVE ME CHANGE |
| Re: This Is Amazing by Gsmxpert(m): 7:06pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
A GUY WROTE JAMB 9 SUBJECTS, PASSED 8 AND FAILED ENGLISH. THE JAMB AUTHORITIES SENT FOR HIM, WHEN HE GOT THERE THEY ASKED HIM WHY DID'NT YOU TRY A LITTLE MORE TO BE THE HIGHEST SCORER THIS YEAR, YOU FAILED ENGLISH, THE GUY REPLIED, DONT MIND THE COMPUTER THAT MARKED THE SCRIPTS, I PASSED MATHS, ECONS, AGRIC, BIOLOGY YET THEY SAID I FAILED ENGLISH, WHICH LANGUAGE DID I USE IN WRITING THE ONES I PASSED? |
| Re: This Is Amazing by Gsmxpert(m): 7:09pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
A BOY WAS BATHING WITH HIS MUM, SUDDENLY HE ASKED, MUMMY WHAT IS THIS, IT IS A GARAGE THE MOTHER REPLIED. MUMMY CAN I PARK MY CAR IN THE GARAGE? NO ITS FOR YOUR PAPA MOLUE. SAID THE MOTHER |
| Re: This Is Amazing by lysaa(f): 7:42pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
I commend the neatness of ur compilation. Well done. |
| Re: This Is Amazing by Gsmxpert(m): 7:59pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
thanks lysaa, multiple threads were uncalled for. |
| Re: This Is Amazing by NnamdiN: 8:39pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
Don't mean to discourage ya bro but If these jokes amused u, den I fink u've got a very poor sense of humor, I didn't find any of ya jokes funny at alllllll, Try harder man |
| Re: This Is Amazing by lysaa(f): 8:48pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
The gentiles are doing better than the jews lol. |
| Re: This Is Amazing by Gsmxpert(m): 9:11pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
The gentiles are doing better than the jews lol. |
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