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�Nawa for all this rich people o, yesterday I went to see a friend from a rich family. The maid wey dey there approach me and said

MAID: what would you like to have; fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, Frapuccino, or coffee?

ME: Tea please

MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea, or green tea?

ME: Ceylon tea please

MAID: How do you want it; white or black

ME: White

MAID: Milk or fresh cream?

ME: with milk

MAID: Goat milk or cow milk

ME: cow milk

MAID: Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?

ME: Let me have freeze land cow

MAID: would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey

ME: sugar

MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?

ME: cane sugar

MAID: White or brown sugar?

ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water

MAID: Mineral, tap or distillated water?

ME: Mineral water

MAID: flavoured or non flavoured?

ME: infact give me an empty glass

MAID: Do you want a tumbler , wine glass, champagne flute or beer mug?

ME: Abeg, free me, I go fast

MAID: wet fast or dry fast

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Una say whala be like wetin again� l