Tiff com my house, u laff me.
Tiff com ur house, wetin make I do?
North, I dey greet o!

I take God beg una.
As na PDP remove am-
Leave Jona alone.
IYKYK

Nigerians seem to forget:
Buhari's VERY FIRST victims were-
Northern Muslims!
But u want am to reason ur own mata?

ASUU strike, ASUU strike.
How old dogs wan take learn new tricks?
If you can't learn it in uni...

When bubu tok am hoha sey,
Aisha belongs in za oza room-
Why feminists no riot?

It is better for Nigeria to scatter, than for he who brought bubu to replace him.
Abi?

When I hear sey sultan dive window,
Water runaway from me eye...
Na joke o!

January 1, 2022: ten years on-
Ep me mention d "occupy Nigeria" crew of da year.

D whole of Facebook, dem say garri no be poor man food again.
So wetin him com dey chop na?

All ride hailing drivers dis season-
Na God go judge una o!
E get y.

How to wreck a currency, 101-
Ban goods from accessing forex.
Distribute local cash freely.
Refuse to fix refineries.
Close borders.
Job done.

Since #OurMumuNevaDo, how about-
Say no to 2023 elections!
Mai Gaskiya 4x4!


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Merry Christmas!
And a happy 2022 to you!

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