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"You have two Hen" A Political Satire . by belshazzar(m): 11:14pm On Jan 07, 2022
so here's the thing, I came across an old American political satire of "the 2 cows" and I decided to upgrade it to fit in into this modern day world.

#CAPITALISM MENTALITY : YOU have two Hens, you sell one at an inflated rate and buys a rooster, they mate and you have lots of egg to sell , you become rich

#AMERICAN CAPITALISM MENTALITY : YOU have two Hens , you sell one at a really high rate ,you buy a rooster at a really low rate , they mate and produce loads of egg,you hire your neighbor to take care of the many eggs/chickens, you pay them in monkey currency , your neighbor dies from excessive stress ,you hire a consultant to define the meaning of the death . you become very rich and retires on an island.

#SOCIALISM MENTALITY: you have two Hens, the government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. you start a protest because you feel the government is corrupt
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#CHINESSE SOCIALISM MENTALITY : You have two Hens,the government gives you a rooster,you modify them in other for them to produce eggs , you scientifically create plastic eggs and sell it to other countries, you become rich .

#AFRICAN SOCIETY MENTALITY : YOU have two Hens,you eat them all up in one day, you call out to international donors for Hens, they give you Hens, your government takes them for their selfish self . you start to pray for miracle Hens , when you don't see this miracle Hens,you fast for 40 days,you end up dying in extreme poverty.

#GERMAN SOCIETY MENTALITY : You have two Hens, you buy a rooster and you modify both your Hens and the rooster to live a hundred years , they produce many eggs,you become rich .

#FRENCH SOCIETY MENTALITY: YOU have two Hens, you ask for two more from the government, the government refuse to give them to you ,you stage a protest and go on strike .

#AFGHANISTAN SOCIETY MENTALITY: You have two Hens, the government takes them both in the name of religion,you try to get back your Hens,the government kills you and makes you an example to your neighbors . you die a meaningless death

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Re: "You have two Hen" A Political Satire . by belshazzar(m): 11:18pm On Jan 07, 2022
#NORTH KOREAN MENTALITY : You have two Hens, government takes both and gives you eggs, the government expects you to be grateful and contented .




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