You remember how you start solving an equation in the exam hall out of faith. You don't know the detail of the formula, you can't remember the working, but you go on, all the same, believing you might be correct in shades and there is no how you will score zero after all these efforts (the teacher can't be that wicked).

Then the maths teacher comes to the hall and says Question 2 is wrong, move to the next question if you are on it. We will give you more time for the others. But you refuse to cancel what you have done so far and end up submitting your paper with the erroneous answer to a rejected question.

Or you are traveling to attend an important service at the cathedral in Ihiala but you lost your way and when you realized, you have gone too far and you do not think you have the energy, the fuel, and the time to reverse, so you decide to settle for the nearby Okija Shrine since all powers belong to God.

Or you are trying to build a bungalow and while at lintel level, you won Betnaija and hit big money and decide to go on and build a three-storey on a bungalow foundation. At the third floor lintel, your money finishes so you decide to wire light into the ground floor and pack in, and that you do.

Or you go to bring your nephew home from school and on your way, Emeka tells you it is over. Distraught, you come home with the wrong boy and when your sister-in-law tells you this is the wrong boy, you say, just manage him, he has a big head too.

That is what happened with "Chief Daddy 2". They decided to make a movie and in the middle of the beginning, they have a mess in their hand and they just push on doing it, they sneak in the fine actor Uzor Arukwe so we can't notice the foulness in the pot and they did a lot of Dubai but a mess is a mess and with one hand on their nose, they submitted this to Netflix. Netflix on face mask just dumped the broken mortar of rotten palm fruits on us and dashed off.

In fact, I think it is generous to liken "Chief Daddy 2" to a girl who takes the wrong boy home to her brother and sister-in-law. The girl starts with a plan and is hit in the spine by bad news and she loses it. The people who made "Chief Daddy 2" had no plan. They were building off "Chief Daddy 1" which was a monumental failure.

Chief Daddy 2: How do you carry a man with a broken waist?

How do you weigh into this review, how do you weigh into a refuse dump with just a fork in your head?

You can't call this movie a missed opportunity or call it what doesn't kill you... or Zee Worldly without it being a praise. Because a  missed opportunity might have a great concept, what doesn't kill you may teach you something, and Zee World has storylines.

"Chief Daddy 2" directed by Niyi Akinmolayan has no concept, no storyline, and can actually kill you.

So how do you review a movie without a concept or storyline? How can someone stand without a spine? How do you carry a man with a broken waist?

Mo Abudu who owns Ebony Life films acknowledged yesterday or so, on IG, that there are "mixed reviews" of "Chief Daddy 2" and that she understands fans of Chief Daddy who feel "some disappointment". We can start reviewing this movie from here.

Some publications referred to this as an apology. It isn't. If it were, it was an apology two movies too late. If it were, it would be the third apology. Chief Daddy 1 is an apology; Chief Daddy 2 is an apology. It is hard to say which is worse between the two, nay between the three apologies. You may have to toss a coin.

What went wrong with the Chief Daddy 2?

It is torture to expect one to recount what didn't work with "Chief Daddy 2". When you have smelly palm fruits in a basin then you can't go counting what fruits went bad. It is a bunch of rottenness. Let's use the character of Mawuli Gavor as a body contact to all the things that went wrong.

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with all the money Mo Abudu spent on online promo e no work.