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| A Star Is Born(soccer) by bingbagbo(m): 7:50am On Jun 20, 2011 |
Please i am a footballer and need a club badly.My age 1s 41 years but my football age is 14. STRENGHTS Hardtackling, over the bars, refree assaults, better when i start from the bench and come around the 88th minutes, late-minutes misses. C[b]REDENTIALS[/b] Played for mancity and warri wolves in my dreams PRI[b]CE[/b] Between 60 and 70 million pounds Sanni kaita, yakubu aigbeni perpetua nkwocha |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by bingbagbo(m): 7:52am On Jun 20, 2011 |
These players are myn role models!contact me now! or? |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by literary: 7:53pm On Jun 20, 2011 |
hehehehehehe  Na inside dungeon u go dey play ur own match! |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by literary: 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2011 |
oh! i got a club for ya. why dont you contact me on 080419? Barca is interested in you when i told them 'bou you. |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by bingbagbo(m): 7:13pm On Jun 22, 2011 |
Well sorry,i prefer the english league.arsenal. As i want to win cups. |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by mikuz(m): 9:44pm On Jun 22, 2011 |
Mehn bin,am really impressed with the huge talent you have! Finally arsenal's gonna have a permanent replacement for fabregas if he goes off to barca! |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by bingbagbo(m): 10:00pm On Jun 22, 2011 |
No, i be striker oo!i go replace bendtner!will u manage me? |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by literary: 2:27pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
Sure. Contact me on 080419. I will talk to Wenger about you- in my dream i mean. So contact me now before its too late. |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by realsammie(m): 3:23pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
pls i beg u, don't come to ARSENAL u will be better at MAN U, |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by mikuz(m): 3:32pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
Manage you? How can you say that? It's just like saying barca is managing messi! I'm convinced you will help us win more trophies this season! Don't worry about your salary,we will make you the highest paid player in the epl! £400,000 per week! How about that? |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by bingbagbo(m): 3:43pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
i beg, make unna make am 800,ooopouds a week, cas barca offered 900,ooo pounds a week but i turned it down.i love arsenal.at the moment, chelsea are also disturbing me with offers. |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by bright007(f): 4:15pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
In your dreams! |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by mikuz(m): 4:51pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
£800,000? Ok let's make it £1.5m! Please accept it,i tried my best. |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by bingbagbo(m): 10:19pm On Jun 24, 2011 |
haba! that is too much now? i am not as good as u think! ;Drather invest that money in grasscutter farming! |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by mikuz(m): 12:30am On Jun 25, 2011 |
^ grass cutter what? No! That's what we are gonna pay you and you must accept it o! |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by bingbagbo(m): 4:19pm On Jun 25, 2011 |
okay, i will accept it, but i will play with the junior team  i am nursing an injury and the doctor says i will recover in 12 years time!do you still like me? |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by chumakk: 4:41pm On Jun 25, 2011 |
Starts whipping everybody and 41 lashes for the poster  |
| Re: A Star Is Born(soccer) by bingbagbo(m): 5:26pm On Jun 25, 2011 |
@ chumakk see bluebottles chasing you! i weep for your family  |
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