When they come back, I’m sure they will understand why some of us fight, scream, beg and pray for a better country with better leaders.

They will turn on their taps and water will flow, water that is clean enough to drink.

They will not experience a single second of power failure unless there is a national disaster.

They will drive on roads smoother than a baby’s bottom.

They will experience Law and Order, where drivers stay in their lanes and you don’t have bikes and busses on pedestrian walkways. Where lane markings mean something and are almost sacrosanct.

In case of an emergency they will be able to call a single number, 911, instead of looking through the list of 1000 police numbers that don’t work.

They will not see conductors hanging out of buses.

They will not see numerous hawkers and beggars at every single busy junction or intersection.

They will not see huge piles of garbage at every other street.

They will not see child beggars, that should be in school.

They will not see numerous agencies on the roads all doing nothing, but a singular and effective police unit.

They will not see soldiers on the roads asking citizens to swim in gutters.

In fact, they will not see gutters, they will look and look, but will not be able to find gutters filled with piss, poo, larvae, algae and plastics.

They will not even see sand on the roads.

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After they come back, I’m sure if you mention Tinubu or Atiku to them, they will give you a dirty slap.