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Introduction: Just Something To Read by rayalesh(m): 8:22am On Jun 23, 2011 |
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes. and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. |
Re: Introduction: Just Something To Read by Sike(m): 8:41am On Jun 23, 2011 |
Funny. . U tried! |
Re: Introduction: Just Something To Read by mikuz(m): 10:10am On Jun 23, 2011 |
^Yeah ray you tried sha. |
Re: Introduction: Just Something To Read by bright007(f): 2:25pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
Where is d joke? > |
Re: Introduction: Just Something To Read by akunta(f): 3:10pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
Nice 1 |
Re: Introduction: Just Something To Read by realsammie(m): 3:16pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
nice piece of shit |
Re: Introduction: Just Something To Read by mikuz(m): 3:38pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
@bright your eyes must be smarting from too much searching for jokes! A whooping 85.3% of your posts in this board are centered on joke-searching! Haba! Btw the name of this section is JOKES ETC! so it aint have to be all jokes entirely! |
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