An Indian boy asked his Mom, "Say Mom, why is my Big Bro named Mighty-Storm?"
"Cuz he was conceived during a mighty storm."
Again he asked "Why is my Sis named Corn-Flower?"
"Well your Dad and I were in a corn field when we made her."
"And why is my other Sis called Moon-Child?"
"We were watching the moon landing when she was conceived."
Then the mother paused... and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn-Rubber, why are you so curious?"