Dirtytot0:
You can try this if it works.
Buy 3 lemon orange cut it into 4halve then trow all inside the roof. Cat hate citrus odour.
Or squish all the lemon juice water in a spary can, then spary it inside ur roof, it would help.

If u still don't find any hole in your roof,table the matter to ur landlord.

TheStakeHolder:
What happened between you and the girl? Did you sleep with her?

Legend2000:
Reporting to the owner of the house is the best thing I can think of. And there could be openings somewhere however small, cats are crafty and can fit into slightest holes just enough to contain them. So I feel you should report to the landlord maybe he could call someone who isn't scared of cats to check in the roof for you

TarOrfeeek:



You done go carry Spirit Husband babe

Them go dey disturb your sleep 24/7
Everything in Nigeria is spiritual. Smh

NwaAmaikpe:




I'd have just said throw some poisoned fish in the ceiling or simply fumigate your house but no.

I've scanned my head, racked my brain to ponder over your post but I still have not and may not understand the essence of telling us about the girl who slept over in your house in this 'cat-in-my-ceiling' tale.

How does that relate to the subject matter?
Apparently to recieve accolades that your girl-game must be good if you could consummate new kpekus within a week.

But if your game was that good, a girl who came to pass the night in your house won't be sleeping already at the middle of the night,

If you were a maestro in the sheets, just the intensity of that lady's moans would have driven away even evil spirits from your roof.

It must have been really awful if cats and rodents had to cry out in protest for the poor girl.

Too bad you made a mess of your shot, I can only imagine the sight the poor girl must have endured, limp preek in an oversized boxer dangling as you poked the ceiling with a mopstick.

Next time you're going to be shagging a girl, use a hotel.

It's not fair that a lady would climb three flights of stairs just for a poor shag.
Tomorrow, you'd join in complaining about women with yam-legs.

NwaAmaikpe:




I'd have just said throw some poisoned fish in the ceiling or simply fumigate your house but no.

I've scanned my head, racked my brain to ponder over your post but I still have not and may not understand the essence of telling us about the girl who slept over in your house in this 'cat-in-my-ceiling' tale.

How does that relate to the subject matter?
Apparently to recieve accolades that your girl-game must be good if you could consummate new kpekus within a week.

But if your game was that good, a girl who came to pass the night in your house won't be sleeping already at the middle of the night,

If you were a maestro in the sheets, just the intensity of that lady's moans would have driven away even evil spirits from your roof.

It must have been really awful if cats and rodents had to cry out in protest for the poor girl.

Too bad you made a mess of your shot, I can only imagine the sight the poor girl must have endured, limp preek in an oversized boxer dangling as you poked the ceiling with a mopstick.

Next time you're going to be shagging a girl, use a hotel.

It's not fair that a lady would climb three flights of stairs just for a poor shag.
Tomorrow, you'd join in complaining about women with yam-legs.

NwaAmaikpe:




I'd have just said throw some poisoned fish in the ceiling or simply fumigate your house but no.

I've scanned my head, racked my brain to ponder over your post but I still have not and may not understand the essence of telling us about the girl who slept over in your house in this 'cat-in-my-ceiling' tale.

How does that relate to the subject matter?
Apparently to recieve accolades that your girl-game must be good if you could consummate new kpekus within a week.

But if your game was that good, a girl who came to pass the night in your house won't be sleeping already at the middle of the night,

If you were a maestro in the sheets, just the intensity of that lady's moans would have driven away even evil spirits from your roof.

It must have been really awful if cats and rodents had to cry out in protest for the poor girl.

Too bad you made a mess of your shot, I can only imagine the sight the poor girl must have endured, limp preek in an oversized boxer dangling as you poked the ceiling with a mopstick.

Next time you're going to be shagging a girl, use a hotel.

It's not fair that a lady would climb three flights of stairs just for a poor shag.
Tomorrow, you'd join in complaining about women with yam-legs.

Lucasmuyiwaa:
I live at the third floor in a three storey building.
I met a girl last week and she decided to visit me yesterday and she even slept over. But what surprised me was when I was hearing "meow meow " at the middle of the night and the sound even woke the girl up.
I was suprised because I never knew a cat could climb the roof of a three storey building or how it even entered my ceiling.
That same midnight I had to use my mopping stick to hit the ceiling multiple times and I can hear the foot race of the cat and some rodents propably rats. Please what can I do because right now I'm still hearing their footsteps and sound on my roof.
There's is no particular opening on the roof tho.

NwaAmaikpe:




I'd have just said throw some poisoned fish in the ceiling or simply fumigate your house but no.

I've scanned my head, racked my brain to ponder over your post but I still have not and may not understand the essence of telling us about the girl who slept over in your house in this 'cat-in-my-ceiling' tale.

How does that relate to the subject matter?
Apparently to recieve accolades that your girl-game must be good if you could consummate new kpekus within a week.

But if your game was that good, a girl who came to pass the night in your house won't be sleeping already at the middle of the night,

If you were a maestro in the sheets, just the intensity of that lady's moans would have driven away even evil spirits from your roof.

It must have been really awful if cats and rodents had to cry out in protest for the poor girl.

Too bad you made a mess of your shot, I can only imagine the sight the poor girl must have endured, limp preek in an oversized boxer dangling as you poked the ceiling with a mopstick.

Next time you're going to be shagging a girl, use a hotel.

It's not fair that a lady would climb three flights of stairs just for a poor shag.
Tomorrow, you'd join in complaining about women with yam-legs.

NwaAmaikpe:




I'd have just said throw some poisoned fish in the ceiling or simply fumigate your house but no.

I've scanned my head, racked my brain, undressed my senses and rearranged my understanding to ponder over your post but I still have not and may not understand the essence of telling us about the girl who slept over in your house in this 'cat-in-my-ceiling' tale.

How does that relate to the subject matter?
Apparently to recieve accolades that your girl-game must be good if you could consummate new kpekus within a week.

But if your game was that good, a girl who came to pass the night in your house won't be sleeping already at the middle of the night,

If you were a maestro in the sheets, just the intensity of that lady's moans would have driven even evil spirits away from your roof.

The sex must have been really awful for cats and rodents to cry out in protest for the poor girl.

Too bad you made a mess of your shot, I doubt she'd visit again.
I can only imagine the sore sight the unlucky girl must have had to endure, limp preek dangling in an oversized boxers as you poked the ceiling with a mopstick.

Next time you're going to be shagging a girl, use a hotel.

It's not fair that a lady would climb three flights of stairs just for a poor shag.
Tomorrow, you'd join in complaining about women with yam-legs.

edego2up:
Op check with your memory
1) has there been any sign of cat/rat movements in the ceiling before?
2) have you been taking other ladies into that bed before?
3) did you break anybody's heart?
4) do you have juju in the house and how many people are there in this house?
5) are you doing hide and seek game with anyone in that compound?
Look I am asking you all this question for your safety.
Well if you have answered all this question with yes,then have a change of scheme
But if know is your answer, the solution is to invite the same girl to the house again and tell her to remove her cat rat from your house or you will tell your pastor.