Ode remo stole a duck and was sent b4 the judge in a fast track court the next day.Unfortunately, the prosecutor didnt know the english word for a duck and you think the judge should ve known better right?now watch this!

PROSECUTOR:My lord, yesterday, this heediot, ode remo stole ''a crocodile'' at 4pm.*he showed the duck to the judge*

JUDGE:What? my goodness! Mr prosecutor, so common lion you dont know?

ODE REMO:Hahahaaha! see them now? i stole a little giraffe and they are confused!

The duck fainted!

Stale

tell u wot, its 9.00 pm london tym and am right now after a harrrrrd day @ work drinking my cool 3 barrel brandy, cant be worrd about one blooooooooooodclat bin gbagbo. go back to pusyyyyyyclat ivory coast where u generate influence. oloshi like u.
damn ,today its da hottteeeest day in G.B.
y am i replyg this efulefu anyway.? inkiti ara like u.

london don be like heaven for your eye abi?

I hope your documents complete cuz they going to get u

@stud, go fkuu yer sef . na here my mama drop me. in yor likle head efry nija na iligal.abi?
@bin gbagbo , name the place and tym . i will show up and beat u down like dead snake. u fink i be yer mate?

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na bad belle you just dey do so!

@ ode remo i will destroy ur face in 2 minutes.stoopid boy! @stupidio pot callin kettle black? Dis boy, i leave u to amadiora! E-diot!

block head like u, when i was having fire for breakfast u were still inside your mama. go for akala street, mushin and make enquiry proper.
once again name the place and tym of your death. i will consume you .
nkiti ara. shango lo ma pa e. thunder wire u.

bin gbagbo, you just make me laugh