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Dissing Thread. by Djdeji: 11:27pm On Jun 27, 2011
Anyone should just come here and diss who ever he or she wanna diss. This is not play play diss I mean real diss.
Re: Dissing Thread. by Djdeji: 11:36pm On Jun 27, 2011
OK, Lemme start,

Ok yo; I'm waitin' for the one who gonna reply
Be respectful wit ur diss or else u gonna retry.
I don't know who I'm dissing now.
That's why I'm talking cool now.
Step on stage Lemme make u a fool now.
Re: Dissing Thread. by theartiist(m): 3:09pm On Jun 29, 2011
Djdeji:

OK, Lemme start,

Ok yo; I'm waitin' for the one who gonna reply
Be respectful wit your diss or else u gonna retry.
I don't know who I'm dissing now.
That's why I'm talking cool now.
Step on stage Lemme make u a fool now.

Battling a kid is like Pork Chop Hill/
Rap Mode in overkill//
I do it for the thrill//

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Re: Dissing Thread. by wowboy: 7:26pm On Jun 29, 2011
end your career right now, you ain eva goin famous.this dude still a virgin i should call him brainless, this dude is worth 50 cents i should call him curtis, all lies and your all homo, i will make you my bitch like your t.o and im romo, have you screamin like yaba daba doo, make that ass jump like shaggy and scooby doo when i battle people its just unfair, i hold it down and yall just unaware, but lets just face you cant face me, you must be smokin crack or just fuckin crazywould keep going with the rap and make you look even worse but i really dont feel like callin in a nurse
Re: Dissing Thread. by Djdeji: 11:29am On Jun 30, 2011
@theartiist. Ur new song rite? Pork chop hill.
Re: Dissing Thread. by theartiist(m): 2:14pm On Jun 30, 2011
Djdeji:

@theartiist. your new song rite? Pork chop hill.

Google is your friend//
You better move with the trend//
You think you know me//
Homie I think you owe me//
For giving you guidance//
It ain't cos I got a conscience//
This ain't rocket science//
You're becoming a nuisance//
Let me switch it up//
So try to catch up//
I'll begin to rhyme//
Rise up//
Accept your fate//
Face off with your fears//
Fiercly attack your trepidation//
Treble your imagination//
Enhance your motivation//
Then maybe someday//
You can be just like me//
Or eventually//
You'll truly see//
You're just a wack rapper//
Who deserves to hear the buzzer//

BYE
Re: Dissing Thread. by theartiist(m): 2:17pm On Jun 30, 2011
Yo Wowboy!
You had a great opening line
Matter of fact
You were blown away by the thought of it
Lost focus in all the hocus pocus
Ended in a haze
Got lost in a maze
You have another chance
More than a passing glance
Is that the best you've got
Cos I know what you're worth
Re: Dissing Thread. by Djdeji: 10:42pm On Jul 01, 2011
Okay the_artiist.

Now I'm back revatilized and fresh//
U pork chop hill// Was it about?
Keep d answer 2 urself// I don't need it//
U asked for a battle and I'm ready to give it//
My rap being annoying u; U wanna kill it?
No if u knw wat'z gud; men u just gonna feel it.//
I've being rapping cul wit u and u can't beat it//
I can adapt to any situation.; U can't fit in//
If u can't reply u can just leave it//
Why u dis wack?// Beta improve your skillZ//
Cause wen it comes to freestyle diZZ//
U can never get it,  Bet it//
I said come let me make a fool of u// and
u gladly stepped up.
After I'm through with u,
U'll sadly step down//
U said in a thread dat I gat problem wit ma vocabulary,
But I knw I'm very gud with ma flocabulary.//
Re: Dissing Thread. by theartiist(m): 12:19am On Jul 02, 2011
Go to bed little kid it's way past your bedtime
Maybe next time I'll indulge your pastime
You're in the deep end no need to pretend
You think it's a battle but to me it's just a skirmish
By the time I'm through you'll be swimming with the fishes
I've got an army of words so what the heck is flocabullary?
Re: Dissing Thread. by Djdeji: 12:41pm On Jul 02, 2011
Hey flocabulary is like saying flowcabulary.
It's just my own word and soon it will be accepted worldwide. lol

Now to d issue.
U've got an army of words;: Best lies
I can classify myself as the best guy.
I'm dissapointed wif u rap. Now I give a sigh.
I'm on the best side. Where's ur side?
I will soon be famous world wide. U'll be famous in ur village. Hahaha
You re now tasteless. For my goat u won't be a good silage.
Re: Dissing Thread. by sleakid(m): 1:46am On Jul 03, 2011
deji i see yhu lyricaly ill, niqqa yhu should be in tha psychiatric, Like 14days, boy yhu two weak, just droppin dis 2linez 4 u lame gay. Aint film trick, Hey u cocksuckin theartist, yhu so dumb yhu cnt throw punches. Niqqa if yhu is tyson, your punches wnt produce a line, Swalow mtn hot sims, yhu wont stil produce hotline, Dare reply dis beef, be rest asured to loose your spine, Niqqa wowboy. Wtf. Niqqa swalow dictionary, yhu wnt produce dope words, Yhu so loosed 4rm rap lyk mics wìthout cords, Am lyricaly higher than yhu. Worship me lyk am your gods. m lyricaly higher than yhu. Worship me lyk am your gods. , Swalow mtn hot sims, yhu wont stil produce hotline, Dare reply dis beef, be rest asured to loose your spine, Niqqa wowboy. Wtf. Niqqa swalow dictionary, yhu wnt produce dope words, Yhu so loosed 4rm rap lyk mics wìthout cords, Am lyricaly higher than yhu. Worship me lyk am your gods. m lyricaly higher than yhu. Worship me lyk am your gods.
Re: Dissing Thread. by Djdeji: 9:45pm On Jul 03, 2011
@Sleakid.

I see u sleakid.//
U re stammering while typing//
Yet u say u'rapping//
If I'm lyrically ill,
then u're lyrically dead.
U're not even a nigga;
men; u are stinker
U just have to think//
I think now ure craziness has gotten to a higher level//.
Where's an Asylum over here.//
Someone call me a drugman to cure this wack dum!b rapper's malady.//
Don't be mad at me//
Wat can u do huh. U so dull//
If u are a god// Then wat will my dog be//
I'm d lyrical jet li.
U're d lyrical Shrek.
Wth your green. U're an alien over here.
Go to Jokes or Romance. I think u'll be better there.//
U said I should reply; I've replied without fear
Who ever u be men I don't really care.
U had a good begining. Maybe it was d influence of bear.
I was rapping softly b4. Now ave increased the gear//
U wanna reply? Sleazy kid; Don't dare.
Re: Dissing Thread. by sleakid(m): 10:36pm On Jul 03, 2011
deji am lyk a broken condom, yhu cant Bleep with me,
Am always ahead of yhu, yhu follow me lyk am twitter. Niqqa yhu just my wannabe,
Yhu so dumb your rymes aint gat light, not even torch,
Am no blackberry but am bold, Dnt bleep with da baddest beefer, i got mo' features than blackberry touch,
Yhu so fake niqqa yhu like china phone with low life battery,
Even if yhu date lucipher, your flows stil wont be scary,
Theartist is dry, but diz dicksucking wrapper is drier than the sahara,
If yhu was a monkey, yhu stil not get enuf banana, Yhu dare not reply dis beef niqqa cos ima KNOCK-YA (nokia),
Got so much bar lyk i own a court. Niqqa try me and ima SUE YA (suya)
Re: Dissing Thread. by Djdeji: 10:59pm On Jul 03, 2011
Ya sleazy kid
now is see u are more of a kid(goat) than a being.//
Can't u feel my flows? Don't u ave skin.//
Like a fish I'll deep u in d shallowest of waters//
Yet u gonna drown cause u've got no fin//
Wanna beef me? Omo u're on a long thing//
If I'm through with u'll continue thinking of the insults//
Men, u'll go lean.
Who's ur next of kin?
Hope he is not as dumb as you are? Or else it will be a bad thing.
Dissing me is like a sin. U better repent.
Apologize and I'll 4gove and 4get.
Re: Dissing Thread. by sleakid(m): 1:10pm On Jul 04, 2011
deji yhu tryna jack sin (JACKSON) outta my system, makin me commit murder,
Your flowz aint sick, niqqa dont go further,
Beefin sleakid is an i.v to the devil's border,
Am so hot, weneva i spit on yhu lame w'rapper, i make car burn (CARBON),
Flows sicker dan h.i.v, yhu go mad with wat i spit lyk u intoxicated with baron,
Mama said i should'nt commit murder, sowi mama, i already broke the rule,
This dumbhead tryna beef sleak, dawg bettah know am tha rap bull,
Niqqa if yhu miss'd ur ghost,
reply diz beef and r.i.p at devil's door post
Re: Dissing Thread. by bobbyneutral(m): 11:30am On Apr 12, 2013
Diss me and join ur ancestors, i don't fear any mortal
Re: Dissing Thread. by Sysanthonyfis(m): 4:44am On Apr 14, 2013
None of you are happenin like the apocalypse its cute how you think youre rockin it funny, but we aint no dummies i got mo hos than playboy sonny yeah i just mentioned the bunnies aww shiit shakin in your boots ya got tha nervous butterfly tummy like baby words ya nerds you smell like goat stomach served you and your friends yea been there and done it i aint even done but i already won it, dam u need that crest yeah i smelled your breath smell worse than a fat bitches brest. Follow me @kingkongsbully on twitter message me if u tryna be in ma rap crew sys
Re: Dissing Thread. by Sysanthonyfis(m): 4:57am On Apr 14, 2013
Deji u and sleazy stop fightin like bitches im obviously the best
fukkouta my class u diint pass the test cuz im king kong i beat usin ma chest ha u birds lay eggs but where tha fck is the nest im your #1rival nun more nun less n this nigga above me try to make words outta two that shit dont work sorry but its the truth like buckwild i leave yo asss wit a missin tooth u struggle to rhyme but thats crucial to rap all u niggas over here smell like asss crack ha night night nigletts take a damn nap
Re: Dissing Thread. by Enitsua(m): 12:41pm On May 02, 2013
This shiit has gone too far, I guess ur a.ss strayed...U claim ur sicker/cigar, so I'l stub u on my ash tray // Am tree high, I'l never branch down...ur gurl gives me h.ead, with her hands down//.I'm bitumen I ride with words, I'l beat u mehn and ride with urs...my amo is killing a word play brawl...am on my lamboghini wit the suicide doors // so do urself a favour and do me no favours, rhymes so graphic ur eyes scream/ice-cream...like flavours...U wudn't rap better if u met a sharman...am so hip-hop I cud rap a sharwama.
Re: Dissing Thread. by Enitsua(m): 8:58am On May 03, 2013
Sleak kid I love ur metaphors...ur lines are sleek indeed... but this is a diss thread so amo write on you like this thread...// Write my lyrics on u like tatoo...ur a kid in need, the only way ur going to jimmy's JUMP OFF is as a tad pole // The only time u spit is when u got the flu...ur MTN/empty and u cudn't be social on my network even if u were Badoo // Lyrics from the sky I make it rain down words...Underground king I make it reign down wards // Follow my rules like the commandments...Kid ur no match for me, I command Men.
Re: Dissing Thread. by montino: 3:37pm On Mar 13, 2016
The only reason i'd "close this forum" is to erase all the wack shxt you wrote... When i saw this forum i was pretty stoked... But when i saw the type shxt you wrote i knew you were a fxckin joke... Blasphemy??... Bxtch please i read ur barz to my lil brother... it put him to bed like it was a symphony... I already know where this is going to end up... The part where i drop sumn crazy and u just dont reply... Bxtch you dont phase me

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