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Offering by AJEGUNMO(m): 6:31pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Three Pastors - an Indian, an American and a Nigerian-were engaged in a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they recieved after each sunday service. "I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air", said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine" The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine" "Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the ones He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare!" trust nija nahhhhhhhhh |
Re: Offering by satani22: 8:33pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Funny joke |
Re: Offering by ARareGem(f): 8:36pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Sharp guy. |
Re: Offering by olawalebabs(m): 7:44pm On Jul 02, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: Offering by mikuz(m): 12:04am On Jul 03, 2011 |
Hahahaha good one! |
Re: Offering by oderemo(m): 10:09am On Jul 03, 2011 |
wot can say, gud joke all the tym |
Re: Offering by Nobody: 11:15am On Jul 03, 2011 |
Old joke. . . But stil funny |
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